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by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025
Get the my fish lost her glovesmug. a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex
b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?
lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say
guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.
lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves
guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?
girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.
guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say
guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.
lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves
guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?
girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.
guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
Get the no glove, no lovemug. In medicine, a way of warning a fellow coworker that a patients bodily fluids are positive for a blood-borne disease.
Me: Hey Venesa, could you start an IV on my patient in room 5226?
Venesa: Sure!
Me: Make sure you double glove, he’s got The HIV.
Venesa: Sure!
Me: Make sure you double glove, he’s got The HIV.
by gazellien February 28, 2019
Get the double glovemug. The act of urinating into a latex glove and then slapping someone and popping it on your partners face
by Masterdebator1234567 January 2, 2019
Get the Golden Glovedmug. It’s a phrase meaning that partners who are in a deeply committed and trusting relationship engage in an act of intimacy that doesn’t require using condoms, leading to an enhanced and more pleasurable sexual experience.
1. Skin-to-skin contact and increased sensation, giving partners the real unfiltered feeling of PIV like nature intended.
2. Fluid bonding, allowing partners to exchange their body fluids, sharing their DNA.
3. Deeper emotional connection because partners can actually feel each other.
In summary, you and your partner are taking your sex life to the next level…RUBBER-FREE ECSTACY!!! That’s the meaning of “true love” as part of the phrase because when you’re IN true love, you can MAKE true love.
WARNING:
I know this phrase may sound meaningful and inspiring to you but it doesn’t mean you can just go for it, you MUST take proper precautions beforehand. Answer these questions below:
Are you in a committed long-term relationship?
Have you and your partner been medically checked in order to know if you’re both clean?
Is your partner on birth control?
Do you trust your partner?
Does your partner trust you?
If your answers are all “yes”, then you can go for it!
1. Skin-to-skin contact and increased sensation, giving partners the real unfiltered feeling of PIV like nature intended.
2. Fluid bonding, allowing partners to exchange their body fluids, sharing their DNA.
3. Deeper emotional connection because partners can actually feel each other.
In summary, you and your partner are taking your sex life to the next level…RUBBER-FREE ECSTACY!!! That’s the meaning of “true love” as part of the phrase because when you’re IN true love, you can MAKE true love.
WARNING:
I know this phrase may sound meaningful and inspiring to you but it doesn’t mean you can just go for it, you MUST take proper precautions beforehand. Answer these questions below:
Are you in a committed long-term relationship?
Have you and your partner been medically checked in order to know if you’re both clean?
Is your partner on birth control?
Do you trust your partner?
Does your partner trust you?
If your answers are all “yes”, then you can go for it!
James: "Hey Tom, my wife and I are gonna be making love tonight."
Tom: "Good for you, James!"
James: "But this time, I'm not gonna use a condom."
Tom: "Wow, that's awesome, you're gonna feel her for the first time!"
James: "I know, right? I talked to her about it yesterday and she agreed!"
Tom: "James, you know what they say?"
Both: "True love has no glove!"
Tom: "Good for you, James!"
James: "But this time, I'm not gonna use a condom."
Tom: "Wow, that's awesome, you're gonna feel her for the first time!"
James: "I know, right? I talked to her about it yesterday and she agreed!"
Tom: "James, you know what they say?"
Both: "True love has no glove!"
by I.M. Abdullah February 17, 2024
Get the True love has no glovemug. by Forblano September 7, 2015
Get the vanilla glovemug. by iusedtolikepoptarts January 17, 2010
Get the sock glovemug.