Fucktard

A Fucking Retard, often associated with jackass, or the Anarchist cookbook.

Someone that heats gasoline.

Someone that huffs and then lights a cigarrete.

Someone that uses the Anarchist cookbook to make their food.

Someone that is a complete fucktard.

A Fucking Fucktard.

by Travis J.U. June 16, 2006

fucktard

To have a junnie moment or say/do sumthing stupid

Fucktard: When ever junnie speakes or someone says/does something junnie whould do/say.

by dontee May 16, 2008

Fucktard

Any asshole who says ghey instead of gay because he thinks he's cool, but is actually too fucking retarded to think of another way to say bad or stupid.

Saying ghey instead of gay isn't any less offensive to gay people you fucktard.

by YourMom696969 December 24, 2008

Fucktard

A fucktard is an individual who is fucked hard in the head.

Though I refused to answer his calls, I was repeatedly phoned by some fucktard who obviously lacked the good sense to realize I was avoiding him, and what a pain he had become.

by -JilLxX January 2, 2011

Fucktard

Someone who is "fucking retarded"

"Holy shit that guy's fucking retarded!"

"Yeah, what a fucktard"

by Benjamin White August 28, 2005

Fucktard

Fucktard - Noun
1. An person who is completely devoid of intelligence.

Do not eat the toilet paper you fucktard!

by 3rd Degree Burns September 10, 2011

Fucktard

One who displays attributes and/or behavior expected from the mentally ill, though known to be healthy in all regards. Usually assigned an HVT covername so simple references to them remain reasonably secure.

Alt. spelling: Phaktard (so as not to offend the ignorant yet easily offended)

Telling people on fire they should drink more water. (absent of sarcasm)

Asking if they have time for a shower when told they're needed immediately.

Sentence: That fucktard HVT Harry started this TPS coversheet business!

by Four Horsemen July 8, 2006