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Flaker Chaser

One who actively pursues a flakey women or man.

Flakey women or men, are individuals that wish they could have their former relationship back and intact with their former lover. Unfortunetly, this is just wishful thinking because they're shallow douche bags and therefore impede their ability to move forward with their lives.
Sally, I feel like a Flaker Chaser when you reject my unwanted sexual advances or longing to have a meaningful, albeit sexual relationship with you
by Mukatsuku September 5, 2010
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Flake News

When the journalistic weather industrial complex of so-called meteorologists reports that there is snow in the forecast, but it turns out to be a big sad lie, that's Flake News.
Did you hear the Flake News?
Yeah, meteorologists are full of it! There's no snow at all-- not even one flake!
by NeologianPJG December 5, 2017
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Folke

I pray to the lord and savior Folke everyday

Folke is the sexies person i know.
by Bolber Jahid February 28, 2020
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Elephant Flakes

The finest form of well aged ecstasy in large quantities.
After boofing all the elephant flakes I woke up in canadian sweatpants.
by Puff the magic dragon April 13, 2013
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Ketchup Flakes

The dried out ketchup on the lid of a ketchup bottle, sometimes clogging up the hole.
Ketchup Flakes are one of the most disgusting things in the world.
by awmm May 31, 2015
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Booty Flakes

Corn Flakea With HELLA Sugar & Pieces Of Dookie Sprinkled On top
"Booty Flakes Taste WAYYYYY Better Than Yo Ass Flakes Barbra"
by Mango & Pineapple March 4, 2018
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snow globe flakey

A way of describing that a man is flamboyantly gay.
There's no doubt about that guy being gay. He's snow globe flakey!
by flacker August 22, 2006
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