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flash the deuce

To hold up two fingers with the intent of signifying that you have to drop a deuce, i.e. take a crap.
Johnson: "Now Frank, you have to cut the green wire first. Go ahead and do that now."
Frank: "Ok, cutting the green wire. Here goes nothing...got it! What's next?"
Johnson: "You're doing great, Frankie. How much time do we have left?"
Frank: "One minute, forty-seven seconds til she blows."
Johnson: "Now cut the blue wire. Once you do that, there's only one more step until the bomb is disarmed."
Frank: "I can barely see down here...ok, blue wire, blue wire...I think this is it. Cutting now...ok, we're clear. What now, Johnson?"
Johnson (in the background): "Oh shit! Agnes, get the phone for me."
Frank: "Johnson!!! Are you there?"
Johnson's secretary: "Sorry hon, I just saw him flash the deuce. My guess is he'll be on the crapper for the next 10 minutes or so. Today was the office chili con carne festival. You'd better call back later."
Frank: "But we have to dismantle this bomb!!!"
Johnson's secretary: "Um yeah...I wouldn't know anything about that. I suggest you try calling back around...oh...maybe 3:30 this afternoon. Buh-bye now."
by Nicholas D June 17, 2008
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Chuck flash

A Chuck flash is when you don't remember something your friends say is important, and they say ONE WORD or you see a picture, and suddenly you remember every detail of the incident. Called a Chuck flash because on the NBC show Chuck, the main character (Chuck) has a supercomputer in his brain, and all it takes to trigger a lot of important details in the supercomputer is a picture, or a name, or a face.
Jenny: Well, you know my favorite Disney movie right?
AJ: Uhm...gimme a hint?
Jenny: tick tock crocodile
AJ: -plays entire watch-swallowing crocodile scene from Peter Pan in mind- OH! Peter Pan! I just had a Chuck flash.
by DJ Technology January 14, 2008
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flashbang

Once intercourse has ended, the male busts in the females eyes..thus rendering her sight, not being able to see, flashbanging her.
"I flashbanged the hoe after we fucked, she was blind and fell down the stairs"
by MarkHats December 26, 2007
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Flashing the leather

In Hockey (roller or ice) flashing the leather refers to what happens when the goaltender makes an outstanding save with their glove, normally on a one-timer or otherwise very difficult shot.
Roberto Luongo is known for flashing the leather while robbing the other team.
by HockeyDrone May 28, 2011
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after the flash

A ROBLOX game where little kids go to fight, or rather pretend to fight.
by felipethefurry August 24, 2020
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FlashIndustries

An online flash community, currently working on it's version 8. It currently only has forums.
Person 1: How long have you been posting on FlashIndustries?
Person 2: Longer than you...
by Sirius123 July 3, 2007
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flash money

money that is used with the sole purpose of buying fancy things that show off ones wealth. first used in the movie Beverly Hills Cop.
i just got a new job and really need some flash money to make my colleagues think im well off!
by sabu89 December 28, 2013
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