Charlie Bit My Finger

A popular Youtube video (as of 8/12/2011 it has 365,455,850 views.) Basically the video is about a little British boy shoving his finger in his baby brother's mouth and then screaming about him biting it. It's not very funny, and it amazes me how it got so popular.

"OUCH! Charlie bit my finger! Ouch, Charlie!"

by LoonyTC August 16, 2011

breakaway finger

When you are wiping your butt and one of your fingers accidentally gets loose from the toilet paper and touches some poo.

Hey George, I know it's gross but I can't stop smelling my breakaway finger

by Kramerica Inc. July 21, 2006

finger diet

your fingers need to go on a diet, as you keep hitting the wrong letters while texting on your blackberry/iphone/mobile

i keep typing the wrong letters on my phone when texting - my fingers are too fat for the buttons, they need to go on a finger diet

by R4YCH February 5, 2010

finger high-five

during naked times involving 3+ people, one participant inserts a finger into the woman's vagina while another participant inserts a finger into her anus. The inserters then touch fingers through the vaginal/rectal walls, simulating a high-five. except with fingers.

my room mate and i had some slut ask us to double team her. we started it off with a celebratory finger high-five.

by j.t. paperstacks September 21, 2010

fingerhands

Hands that exist at the tip of each finger. This would require the distal bones in each phalange to develop smaller metacarpal bones, or meta-metacarpal bones. A hand within a hand. The biological equivalent to the dream science demonstrated in the documentary "Inception."

"Oh my god! That baby has hands on his fingers!"
"You mean fingerhands?"
"Yeah!.... that's like 10 hands altogether!"
"Don't you mean 12 hands?"
"No, idiot! Thumbs aren't fingers!"

by LloydSchumner December 27, 2011

Finger worm

The finger that burrows into the booty

His finger worm was shuttle but firm.

"OMG look at Dereck's finger worm"

His finger worm technique is amazing!

by Roko8888 May 28, 2014

Finger Butler

A servant to rich and/or lazy to finger themselves.

I'm really horny, but I am too lazy to finger myself. Where is my finger butler?

by Tittletwat March 13, 2015