Pajama fighting

insulting term for no gi submission grappling used by mma fans

man after seeing dean lister fight in the octagon, he needs to stick to pajama fighting

by akgnp September 4, 2010

President Fight

The act of drawing a US president on someones arse, letting them draw one on yours, then rubbing your arses together as if the two were fighting.

Guy 1: So what did you and Susie do last night?
Guy 2: oh we decided to take it slow so we just had a few President Fights, i was Richard Nixon :D
Guy 3: Nice

by 44th President October 1, 2009

fight crime

A common misinterpretation of the everyday activities of a police officer. Something cops claim they do but tend to fuck off on and chase speeding cars because it's easier.

Pigs are commonly disrespected because they tend to stray away from their line of duty, which is to fight crime, and just love to ruin your day with an unwarranted fine.

by qwerty keyboard August 4, 2007

Jerusalem Fight

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other persons penis.

"Joe and Matt had a jerusalem fight yesterday, now Matt will never have kids."

by tuckfard July 31, 2012

jellyfish fight

When two autismos fight with nothing but their swinging limp, weak arms. The rules to a jellyfish fight are as follows

1. you may not use any muscles other than your torso and hip muscles to fling your arms around
2. first person to bitch out loses

Zak I challenge ur mentally slow ass to a jellyfish fight!

by spergy February 6, 2019

Vacation fight

Having a meaningless (drunk) fight with your significant other while on vacation.

Becky: Let's ski together on the mountain all day! We can go down green runs all day! It will be fun!

Todd: *puts finger gun in mouth and pulls trigger*

Vacation fight ensues

by dlr7xf February 5, 2015

couple fight

how am i supposed to know?

that is a couple fight

by jackals called jeffy November 20, 2018