fattie bag

a big ol' bag of weed.

"Hello."
"Hi, want some pot?"
"Sure."
"Okay, five bucks for a fattie bag."
"Gee, mister thanks."
"Anytime, dimples."

by moooooonutts August 3, 2006

dirty fatty

your fat friend jerks off with hot sauce and while busting a load hits himself in the eye and begins burning beacuse the hot sauce

egan just blew the biggest dirty fatty in his eye and now he can't see

by clurfer June 3, 2008

Fatty Chubkins

A term for a short blonde girl with green eyes, who is know for eating lots of nasty foods at awkward hours of the day. Also know as a chubster.

Damn Bec, you're turning into a fatty chubkins.

by i<3reebs December 6, 2006

Fatty-Dance

Dance you do before eating 'cause you're that excited to eat.

Did the fatty-dance to Rhythm Nation while waiting for my stir fry broccoli and tofu to finish cooking, nom nom nom.

by trifling_veggie April 24, 2011

fatty pothead

one who has succombed to nonstop munchies associated with pot smoking, and therefore has gained weight, while losing intelligence.

Be careful with that addiction man, or you'll become a fatty pothead like jennings.

no way! I must repent and find jesus.

See Also: Jennings

by maleko August 31, 2004

Fatty Lumpkins

(n.) 1. a terribly physically obese individual. Also operates in a relative sense -- a thick or chunky person may deserve the appellation when compared to a more slender individual. Generally, a jovial way of describing a fatass. 2. description of a fathead, a jobbernowl, this is the more caustic and widely applicable meaning -- esp. effective for an obtuse, arrogant type.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.

Lee had a thing for chunky girls. "I am going to get all up in that Fatty Lumpkins tonight, man!"

"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."

by Michael May 18, 2005

fatty bingo

Someone who is excessively large.

Trinny and Susannah will not stand a chance with that fatty bingo.

by Dogsthat November 11, 2008