When a man complains a lot, one says he has a vagina. When he complains even more it means he has sand in his vagina. But when a man continues to complain, he slowly turns that grain of sand into a pearl. Therefore becoming a "pearl farmer".
Nick: "Man, this sucks, I just moved that yesterday, now they want me to move it again today. My fucking back is killing me"
Jerry: "Dude, quit being such a pearl farmer and just fuckin' move it."
Jerry: "Dude, quit being such a pearl farmer and just fuckin' move it."
by sorebackmothafucka November 06, 2007
Any person who wears overalls with no T-Shirt and a straw hat, holds a pitch fork in one arm and lacks many teeth. Also owns a pig farm. Sleeps in the mud with his hogs.
by B-Drac August 16, 2003
I can't believe that he thinks Jesus is real, but global warming is a fairy tale. What a peanut farmer.
by Jenny June 17, 2006
by cAke November 07, 2004
The ability a farmer has to tighten a nut or bolt with his fingers that a lesser man needs a wrench to loosen it.
by PolishPounder May 06, 2019
When two people or more are in a room in a gaseous state. To the point of when you are actually passing gas back and forth. "Playing farmers football".
by Passing gas November 16, 2013
human seeding -the need of the male (subliminally or not) to 'plant a seed', and raise up a nice crop of humans. woman, in this scenario, would be represented by the earth (not too shabby!)
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009