pearl farmer

When a man complains a lot, one says he has a vagina. When he complains even more it means he has sand in his vagina. But when a man continues to complain, he slowly turns that grain of sand into a pearl. Therefore becoming a "pearl farmer".

Nick: "Man, this sucks, I just moved that yesterday, now they want me to move it again today. My fucking back is killing me"
Jerry: "Dude, quit being such a pearl farmer and just fuckin' move it."

by sorebackmothafucka November 27, 2007

pig farmer

Any person who wears overalls with no T-Shirt and a straw hat, holds a pitch fork in one arm and lacks many teeth. Also owns a pig farm. Sleeps in the mud with his hogs.

Daniel's a fat little pig farmer with a pitch fork twice the size of he himself.

by B-Drac August 16, 2003

peanut farmer

A fool of diminutive mental powers. Your general all purpose village idiot. See also: George Bush.

I can't believe that he thinks Jesus is real, but global warming is a fairy tale. What a peanut farmer.

by Jenny June 18, 2006

farmer joe

a boy who wears tight jeans..so tight theres no room for his penis

wow that farmer joe has got to get bigger jeans!

by cAke November 6, 2004

farmer syndrome

human seeding -the need of the male (subliminally or not) to 'plant a seed', and raise up a nice crop of humans. woman, in this scenario, would be represented by the earth (not too shabby!)

though he didn't know it...john had the farmer syndrome

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

farmers football

When two people or more are in a room in a gaseous state. To the point of when you are actually passing gas back and forth. "Playing farmers football".

What are you two boys doing. "Chuckle chuckle", "playing farmers football!

by Passing gas November 15, 2013

Farmer finger

The ability a farmer has to tighten a nut or bolt with his fingers that a lesser man needs a wrench to loosen it.

"Hey man, can you hand me a 12mm wrench? Your dad Farmer Fingered the shit out of this bolt.

by PolishPounder May 6, 2019