A term applied to males exhibiting stark changes in behaviour and personality following the introduction of attractive, bow-legged females into their everyday life.
Previous behavioural traits, pre-FH status:
-Emotional unavailability
- Acting cavalier when faced with most females
- Interacting minimally or on a needs only basis
- Frequently sleeping with multiple women simultaneously
- Travelling the world and living a generally high octane lifestyle
New behavioural traits, post-FH status:
- Enjoying the company of one particular female on a consistent basis, coupled by little to no interest in resuming ones formerly cavalier lifestyle
- Spending Friday nights in, deriving pleasure from traditionally middle-aged activities such as wine and/or Marmalade tasting sessions
- Wearing woollen sweaters
- Taking long sleeps, followed by further naps throughout the day
Previous behavioural traits, pre-FH status:
-Emotional unavailability
- Acting cavalier when faced with most females
- Interacting minimally or on a needs only basis
- Frequently sleeping with multiple women simultaneously
- Travelling the world and living a generally high octane lifestyle
New behavioural traits, post-FH status:
- Enjoying the company of one particular female on a consistent basis, coupled by little to no interest in resuming ones formerly cavalier lifestyle
- Spending Friday nights in, deriving pleasure from traditionally middle-aged activities such as wine and/or Marmalade tasting sessions
- Wearing woollen sweaters
- Taking long sleeps, followed by further naps throughout the day
Man 1: Have you seen Rhys lately? Seems like he hasn't been out in a while.
Man 2: Nah man, he's a lost cause. That girl's turned him into a right Fanny Hasbeen.
Man 1: Bummer, was hoping he could sort me guest list to XOYO on Saturday.
Man 2: Nah man, he's a lost cause. That girl's turned him into a right Fanny Hasbeen.
Man 1: Bummer, was hoping he could sort me guest list to XOYO on Saturday.
by Hugo Moustachio June 21, 2015
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Get the Fanny Wipemug. by ChubbyChappers January 11, 2021
Get the Fanny Magicmug. 
A fanny grinder is a person who often uses overpowered classes or characters in video- and PC games.
The definition is fairly new and covers games such as World of Warcraft, we have the Druid which at the current moment is fairly overpowered.
The definition also plays a role in the new RTS game: "Command & Conquer 3, The tiberium wars". Where the SCRIN plays the role as overpowered.
The definition is fairly new and covers games such as World of Warcraft, we have the Druid which at the current moment is fairly overpowered.
The definition also plays a role in the new RTS game: "Command & Conquer 3, The tiberium wars". Where the SCRIN plays the role as overpowered.
I was playing CNC3 the other day and I got beaten by a friggin' fanny grinder, SCRIN!
*A person just got owned by an Alliance Druid* "Agghr, you fucking fanny grinder! Play skilled, instead of overpowered!
*A person just got owned by an Alliance Druid* "Agghr, you fucking fanny grinder! Play skilled, instead of overpowered!
by Guna May 5, 2007
Get the Fanny grindermug. Fungal Infection of the fanny causing swelling and discharge of gaseous cheese. although inextricably disgusting to most, some men are in fact highly aroused by the stank.
by LOZZDOGGY October 17, 2008
Get the Fanny Fungusmug.