False YOLO

An idea that may seem worthy of changing your life for, in the name of chasing your dreams and YOLO, but objectively, it is a fucking bad idea.

The only reason to do it would be for YOLO, despite it being dumb, not calculated, and have lasting negative effects.

Like a face tattoo, for example.

Skip: I really want to leave my super successful company, where I make lots of money, have an amazing partner, have zero debt, and have tons of fortune 500 clients. I want to make weed cookies. This is my calling, this is my dream.

Shay: Skip, you cant do it now, everyone is flooding the weed market, and your company is rock solid. Now is NOT the time to leave.

Skip: I think this is my destiny, like do I want to wake up everyday and be a marketing guy?!?

Shay: Now is NOT the time for false YOLO. Just eat weed cookies at work. You own your office, fam. Best of both worlds.

by Mike109999 February 8, 2022

False Hope

An expectation that is extremely unlikely to be satisfied. Mainly found in sports and or gambling.

I feel bad for that Phillies fan. He is filled with false hope.

by TheTruther390 October 27, 2023

False flexing

When somebody flexes with items that they stole from somebody else

"Hey! Did you see Sidh's new AirPods??"
"No, he's just false flexing-he stole that from coach"

by Lord toadperson January 24, 2019

False ally

An emey. Someone who pretends to be your ally so they can get close enough to kill you.

She wanted you to give her the key and open your heart to her, but Liquid had other plans for the key once she got it from you. She was your false ally.

by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021

False underdog story

One that makes somebody who's never really been an underdog in life look like an underdog.

There were people that really were true underdogs in life, and there were people like her, who told a false underdog story because she was uber competitive and desperate to win at something else.

by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021