King Charles I of England

The single nicest man to walk the face of earth. The man who was anointed by God. The Parliament, consisted of r3tards who probably think they should ride a Canyon Aeroad on a Downhill MTB Trail. King Charles did NOTHING wrong!! Collecting ship money is absolutly correct!! and he was the one, who sadly got be-headed by the r3tarted parliament

James Chapman: And so King Charles I of England got beheaded because he disagreed with parliament and reb...

Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!

*The Class: Based, Paul.

by Knmagor October 13, 2023

adam england

He is a gay kid who lives in houghton Regis and has a spotty specky face and has no friends

U are so Adam England

by Adams brother April 23, 2017

New England Patriots

To remove or decrease the amount of something inside anything considered as a ball(s).

"My girlfriend is as good at deflating balls as the New England Patriots."

by The Homeless One May 08, 2023

Englanding

when you and your friend are having a normal conversation then your friend doesn't remember how to speak English, (Mainly because of their grammar or the way they pronounce things)

"Hey, do you got Fallout 4?"
"No. You are very good Englanding"

by muststopEnglanding November 11, 2015

England's History

A truly depraved sexual act representing the history of England. The first act will start with agressive fucking, representing the bloody founding of England. Next, a session of BDSM will begin, which shall represent the medieval period of England. Next, the man shall pour a generous amount of English Breakfast tea on the woman's body, symbolising the great trade of tea in Britain. The man will then begin to allow his friends to take turns, representing the slave trade. The woman will begin to urinate upon the men's penises, which represents the Declaration of Independence and the American Revolution. the man will begin to urinate on the woman's genitalia, representing the war of 1812. Then, the man fists the woman's anus, then the woman will fist the man's anus, in turn representing the first, and second world war. The man will then ejaculate upon the woman's face, representing Brexit.

Jack: Hey John! I heard that Franklin and Karen did England's History yesterday!
John: Really?
Franklin: Yeah bro! we did it all night!

by JohnSussy May 20, 2022

Tyler England

Hunky, Thick straight and Tall (Not really) - Master rapper and looks like Juice WRLD.

Hey is that Tyler England? Thick

by godhimselfnocaponlyfax April 01, 2022

New England Puckerburner

The act of soaking a tampon in Spicy Cajun Mustard and inserting it in your rectum.

I can't come to work. My partner did the New England Puckerburner on me last night and I won't be able to sit at a desk for a week.

by Helvecta Heresy January 09, 2025