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New England Juicer

When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.
The New England juicer is the best tasting juice around.
by Butterball Sully April 7, 2024
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New England Wedding

A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.
Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.
by RiccardoFace July 27, 2021
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England's History

A truly depraved sexual act representing the history of England. The first act will start with agressive fucking, representing the bloody founding of England. Next, a session of BDSM will begin, which shall represent the medieval period of England. Next, the man shall pour a generous amount of English Breakfast tea on the woman's body, symbolising the great trade of tea in Britain. The man will then begin to allow his friends to take turns, representing the slave trade. The woman will begin to urinate upon the men's penises, which represents the Declaration of Independence and the American Revolution. the man will begin to urinate on the woman's genitalia, representing the war of 1812. Then, the man fists the woman's anus, then the woman will fist the man's anus, in turn representing the first, and second world war. The man will then ejaculate upon the woman's face, representing Brexit.
Jack: Hey John! I heard that Franklin and Karen did England's History yesterday!
John: Really?
Franklin: Yeah bro! we did it all night!
by JohnSussy May 19, 2022
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England

England is a city in Europe where celebrities like "Nick Crompton" lives.
by Onge Sebbomane June 25, 2017
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New England Nutter Butter

The act of inserting heavy cream into ones anus and a man churning it with his penis until he ejaculates.
“Me and Chris made some New England Nutter Butter last night!”
by Theodore Foreskin July 5, 2025
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Manor sports ground, England

A sports ground opposite bohunt Worthing school. A place where the public go, bohunt kids do PE and roadmen and gangs hang about
The manor sports ground, England is opposite bohunt school
by TakeALook October 27, 2019
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riley england

An amazing sister/bestfriend that you could ever ask for. Stays by your side through everything, and gives up a lot for you. The amount of time she uses for you is so long, you wonder how she could get anything done ever. She loves a lot of great people, is caring, and kind.
"Wow is that Riley England!?"
"Yup that's my bestfriend!"

"You're so lucky to have her."
by O h n o April 10, 2019
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