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New England Rabbit Slap

When you decide to go S&M style with your partner, but if you cum before they let you then your punishment is being slapped in the face with a bag of hops.
Guy 1: My girl gave me a New England Rabbit Slap last night, I still have the bruises. I told her next time don't squeeze so tight.
by IRHMP August 27, 2016
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England

England is a fictional country formed in the 1700s by the newly founded American government to justify the mass homicide they committed on the Natives.

British people do not exist. They are just regular people who have been brainwashed by the American government to do the silly accent when people are around. When they are by themselves however they speak normally.
“yo man did you hear the queen of england died?”
“there was never a queen of england.”
by thereal_george_washington December 1, 2022
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England

A terrible country, often censored as "Engl*nd." Thar strikes disgust into the heart of any sane man
Person 1: hey I went to England this summ-

Person 2: oh no, I'm so sorry
by JfrFilms August 23, 2021
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new england

the best state: out of fifty. where turning signals and blinkas, sprinkles are jimmies, a round a bout is a rotary and the yankees suck ass.
where do u live?
new england
oh got u
by snoopdawgio December 6, 2018
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New England taco

When, in the process of eating a clam chowder bread bowl, you fold the last bit of bread in half, making it look like a giant seafood taco.
Hey, that's a tasty lookin' New England taco you made there, Will.
by DrLongschlong April 22, 2021
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New England Dunkin’ Run

A siren’s call to specific action. A distant whisper song that one can hear on a typical fog mist morning drive, traveling through twisty and mangle-branched woods of New England— calling you to Dunkin for coffee.
It wasn’t a typical need for coffee this morning. I had the full experience of a New England Dunkin’ Run. I felt that intoxicating lure to the glowing Dunkin’ sign peaking through the grey and pulling us to the black nectar; an elixir of sweetness and cream, welcoming but disguising the sensual bitter bite of darkness. A potion that provides all New England life energy. We wait in single-file until finally we are able to procure the cure to Mondays; holding that power in our own hands. Our pulses quicken as we accept the gift despite the cost. Euphoria washes over us as we sip mana. Our senses become sharp. Our eyes and minds focus. We are on fire. We are wicked prepared and our work days begin.
by BeckyJean 603 August 4, 2022
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new england biscuit

1. Someone that is fresh to New England.
2. When after your lady cums, you dip a biscuit in there.
1. Why is that guy so obsessed with parking his car at Harvard Yard? Oh, he's just a New England biscuit.
2. I gave my lady a New England biscuit last week, and now she can't walk well. There are too many crumbs.
by idrathernotpodcast August 23, 2017
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