ego-venting

ego-venting (verb) is a type of venting were, instead of airing out your problems and misfortunes, you air out how great and amazing you are to whoever is in earshot.

Person 1: Dude my friend just won his local club their first trophy in a while in his first season and now he's ego-venting to me about how great he is, what do i do?

Person 2: Just nod and agree, bkd and agree.

by tio17 June 7, 2025

ego

is mind consciousness belief of one's self. To believe into another's perception of your organic character and accept the idea as truth. this is why your subconscious distorts when we lose touch with said comfort zone or we fall into a depressive state of mind.

ego is following a crowd for self worth intentions and giving reason to what's broken

by Mr.Schreiber April 23, 2023

Function Ego

When your friend is at a hype function and is getting lit with the alt girls with doc martins and trauma

That mf got function ego (kappa)

by suffer1 December 31, 2022

ego clog

An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"

SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...

by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015

BRAID EGO

When you get your hair done (cornrows, double barrel twist, butterfly locs etc.) and they’re done well, you’ll probably experience BRAID EGO

Life revolves around you for however long the freshness of your braids last.

frank just got his new twists done,

He’s going to have ridiculous braid ego. His hair looks incredible

by Pastor green leaf II February 9, 2024

Horse-Cock Ego

Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.

Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?

Jack: Sure br-

Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).

Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.

Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.

by ShlongusWongus May 5, 2021

ego-running

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣 𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘥
someone who has been called out on something, but continues to do it regardless (even if the debunker is still aware of their flaws)

"Bro you're still trying to gaslight me even when I said you were. You keep on ego-running."

by ahundredovens June 27, 2023