fashionably early

The act when an individual or couple leaves a get-together, party, dinner, or any friendly occasion hours before it is to end. This person or couple is usually very lame in nature/personality and often trys to make their friends believe that they have more important things to do then hangout with their friends. As a result of this, this person or couple is very lonely and is always annoyingly calling his/her friends looking for the next cool or exciting thing to do, but rarely comes out to enjoy.

Steve: Hey, where did Nicole go?
Rachel: Oh, she left fashionably early again.
Steve: I should have figured. She's running home to go be with her husband she never has anything good to say about.
Rachel: Yup, you guessed it dude.
(a cell phone rings)
Rachel: One second. Oh, look who's calling. (picks up)
Nicole: Hey, what's up?
Rachel: Not much.
Nicole: Hey, is there anything going on tonight?
Rachel: Yeah!?! This awesome party you just left. Speaking of. Why did you leave?
Nicole: Uh? (pause) I don't know?

by frankie chaos October 7, 2008

Earl grey milkshake.

Refers to a hipster threesome involving one male and two females. The reference is derived loosely from the idea of a male tea-bagging one female while the other is sucking the other off to completion. "Earl grey" refers to both the drinks popularity among overeducated, yet nontraditional young people that may be engaged in such an act, and the tea-bagging. The "milkshake" part refers to the males concomitant ejaculation while tea-bagging, making this a really special act.

Mozart was quite kinky, and though they called the act by another lost name, he was one of the first recorded enjoying an earl grey milkshake.

by Adonis mRNA April 2, 2011

Early Bird

When your penis pops out of your pants/underwear.

Guy 1: "Ew dude whats that"
Guy 2: "Sorry dude, I have an Early Bird"

by sumguyk24 September 13, 2011

Earlop

A skate trick used and invented by southern skate teams.
First, turn your board on it's back so that the top is resting on your toes. Then jump upwards, flipping the board on it's wheels, and land on your board.

Also the Earlop 180, same as above, but land facing the oppsite direction of starting.

DUUUUUDE the Sweet Dreams Team can pull off some pretty hep Earlops!!

Yeah, they're pretty sick.

by Kelle July 29, 2008

Earlify

To make something happen earlier than originally scheduled.
The opposite of "delay", "postpone", etc.

Reviewing the presentation next week will be too late. Can we earlify the meeting?

by Vroomfondel January 25, 2010

early cassidy

loud noises that lead you to believe that somone else is awake early in the morning.

I just heard an early cassidy, so someone else must be awake.

by oakleysista March 20, 2010

earliness

The act or state of being early.

If it wasn't for my earliness, I wouldn't have seen the previews before the movie played at the theater.

by the friend of the lovely August 20, 2010