lap dumpling

When a male stripper places his testicles in the lap of someone receiving a lap dance.

That stripper just gave your girl a lap dumpling!

by frankenBabe January 4, 2011

mamma dumpling

A fetish act in which a man defecates on a woman's breasts before suckling on her nipples in a baby-like fashion.

Edward gave his girlfriend a mamma dumpling which resulted in a premature end to their relationship.

by AbeTree October 8, 2012

raspberry dumpling

When you take a dump on your partners face and then turn around and perform a raspberry

I loved it last night when you performed the raspberry dumpling...

by Cleaver beaver October 9, 2016

man dumpling

A dumpling of a man. Very hot. Must have aaaaaaaaaaaabz, no flaaaaaaaaabz. Admired by teenage girls. Occupation: gym teacher, life guard, or other job that requires maximum degree of hotness.

Yo, he a man dumpling.

by Ichabod Crane Fan March 16, 2017

sling a dumpling

when a guy cums in a chicks mouth

i cant wait to sling a dumpling down her throat tonight.

by Salsta January 7, 2010

cooking all the dumplings

Making some sweet ass food for your pals or your gals

dude last night was lit i was cooking all the dumplings with this girl

by Bunkinstan February 10, 2017

Dumpling

A girl or guy that isn't willing to dump you but is willing to tell you whatever if takes for you to break up with her and of course, not hate her.

Person 1: I can't believe this! I am so pissed off that you would do that to me!
Person 2: I'm tired of you being possesive!
Person 1: You're right. We shouldn't be together. This is all wrong.
Person 2: Well... can't we just try one more time?
Person 1: Yeah? Well I supp.....
Person 2: No you're sooo right! I don't deserve anyone. I'm horrible. You're right this won't work!
Person 1: Flip flop like a dumpling, bitch. Get out!

by Msapp October 25, 2012