drunk reading

when you come home after a long night of drinking and you want to continue reading that novel you've been working on so you start reading. you read profusely, continuously telling yourself you're sober enough to read and that you will remember this in the morning.

the other night will and nadine went out to do some drinking, when they got home they figured they would do some light reading. they both read for a while telling themselves they would remember it in the morning when in FACT THEY WERE drunk reading.

by DA (drunkreader anonymous) January 19, 2008

Altman Drunk

Getting hammered at your law partners' Christmas party and blowing a .242 BAC.

Dude, did you hear that Bobby got a DUI? He was Altman Drunk!

by Sally Dally February 16, 2009

emotionally drunk

When you are too emotional to the point where you can't act normally.

Dude, you were so emotionally drunk yesterday, all up in your feelings.

by 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 March 14, 2016

skunk drunk

Being so wasted that you can't remember everything that happened at the party.

-I gave you my phone number?
-Yeah but you were skunk drunk, you might not remember.

by Evan'o July 28, 2007

milk drunk

Usually used to describe how sleepy and drunk-like a baby gets after drinking a lot of milk. They usually fall asleep while nursing/drinking from a bottle and look like a very content and comfortable passed out drunk person. Adorable.

“He’s so full, he’s milk drunk!”

“She nursed for thirty minutes and now she’s milk drunk”

by NineOneNine919 February 24, 2019

Drunk guilt

The feeling people get the day after they are drunk and do embarassing things.

Dude 1: "Dude I can't believe the shit you said when my girlfriend was around last night"
Dude 2: "What? What did I say?"
Dude 1: "Talking about my ex and telling her about how jealous I was about the pics I saw, what the hell man?"
Dude 2: "Oh shit, my bad, I don't even remember"
Dude 1: "Drunk guilt sucks huh?"

by Da Vin Chee February 1, 2010

Drunk Videoing

The act of making Facebook videos on friends pages while drunk.

"Did you see Holly's video on Facebook last night?! It almost made my pee my pants! She must have been drunk videoing everyone! "

by NyquilLand February 18, 2009