Windy City Drifter

A person who constantly swerves from left to right while slowly walking on the sidewalk. This behavior often results from a preoccupation with a cell phone, gaping at skyscrapers, or a general lack of awareness.

Windy City Drifters are commonly encountered in crowded areas of Chicago and block the path of walking pedestrians. They have the greatest impact on foot traffic during rush hour but are an annoyance at all times of the day.

It took forever to walk from the train to the office today. There were windy city drifters everywhere. I felt like punchin' someone in the back of the head.

by Kenny Canstacker January 8, 2011

Drizzy Rizzy

When you drizzle ranch on the booty like it's some sort of aphrodisiac drug in a rap video.

Yeah bro, could we need to shoot that scene again with just a pinch more of that drizzy rizzy.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

I'm drinks

1. Phrase designed to express that you've had too many drinks, you actually wanted to say "I'm drunk" and "I've had too many drinks" but the alcohol makes you mix the two into "I'm drinks".

-Why are you zigzagging like that?
-I'm drinks

by GNarez January 2, 2012

Giga Drill Breaker

Probably the most well-recognized special attack from the crazy mech-fighting anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Often considered the most epic special attack seen in any anime cartoon.

There was so much awesome packed into that Giga Drill Breaker I thought my head was going to explode.

by Airec May 5, 2008

Drinking

A temporary solution to a very permanent problem

Ah man Jame's dad died and he has been drinking since

by Dirty dick 69 May 27, 2016

Power drinking

A new extreme sport where-by participants drink as quickly as possible to incur maximum memory loss and loose all bodily functions.

Power drinking originated somewhere in England (obviously) and has recently been heavily criticised by sports governing body, the International Olympic committee, for being irresponsible and 'not a real sport'.

Power drinking is now one of the most popular sports in England with clubs normally meeting for training on Friday and Saturday nights.

Fancy a spot of Power Drinking old chap?

by Captain Cheese Head September 25, 2010

Drinking Giraffe

When attempting to urinate with an erection, one must posture oneself so that the legs are splayed out wide and the torso and pelvis can roll forward, thus facilitating a downward trajectory of urine in an attempt to accurately target the toilet. Much like the Giraffa camelopardalis, or giraffe, as he gingerly prostrates himself at the local watering hole.

The extreme case of morning wood forced Jason to assume the awkward Drinking Giraffe position in order to avoid painting the ceiling with piss.

by Whitemule April 29, 2010