Donald Trump

Our god in Human Form, this man is our god. He will save us from everything and everyone, such as, China, Canada, Mexico, Mexico, Go back to Mexico, United States, ISIS, Iran, illuminati, Muslims, Donald Trump, Germany, Paris, Europe, Obama, Barack Obama, Aliens, Batman, Ride To Hell Retribution, India, Peru, Brazil, Jinx<----yes,that one, And New Mexico.

Here is a list of what Donald trump love's.

#10. Pizza
#9. Poptarts
#8. Spiderman
#7.Baby Wipes
#6. Dank Meme's
#5. Mexico
#4. His Hair
#3. Become president

#2. Porn
#1. His daughter

The End.

by M1. Potato June 14, 2016

Donald Trump

The greatest president to ever exist on this planet. BiDeN was born on the freeway. Cuz that’s where most accidents happen. 🙌🏼

Bro I’m almost as good as Donald Trump

by Captain Underpants 🩲 November 4, 2021

Donald Trump

A common misspelling of "Donald Trumpet," Donald Duck holding holding a trumpet and playing it. When misspelling this, you usually receive some random dude who I think had a scene in Home Alone 2 or something. It is accidentally searched so much, it can appear as a suggestion in a google search after just typing "don."

Man 1: Bro who is this guy. It's just his face all over the search engine when I search up "Donald Trumpet."
Man 2: You misspelled it, it says "Donald trump" instead, here. *fixes the mistake*
Man 1: Thanks you, now--wait what? It's still showing this guy again!
Man 2: bruhhh

by A creeper with a passion March 15, 2021

Donald Trump

The oldest fucking president of all fucking time and he's gonna build a wall

Fuck Donald Trump.

by Will is the greatest March 23, 2017

Donald Trump

A lame ass stuck up rich bastard who probably wants to fuck Hillary Clinton and played with a wall as a child and hates Mexicans and wants to "protect" us from Mexicans, arabs, French,Italian people,etc. by having slaves build his favorite toy called a brick wall.

Rodriguez: Look at Donald trump over there I think he is starring at Hillary's butt.

Jesus: a brick wall ain't gonna save him once she finds out

by xXHitMan0913Xx May 29, 2016

Donald Trump

Cheeto Powered

When You look like a bag of Cheeto's Explored in your Face. Making You like Donald Trump

by Hellokat December 21, 2016

Donald Trump

The Hitler of the 21st century. racist. bully. and evil.

why the fuck is Donald Trump running for pres. he's literally hitler of 2016

by ms.wow65 May 30, 2016