doering

Contrary to common belief the doering is not a ringing of a doe nor a piercing of a female deer. A doering is a strange and awkward hiccup that resonates for miles. It tends to be repeated multiple times within a few seconds. It has been known to cause catastrophic damages to ear drums, VW's and buildings. If at anytime you believe a doering is occurring, take cover and don safety equipment (eg hearing protection).

Jason: what is that awful sound?
Lauren: Oh it's that odd blonde girl doering again.
Jason: my gosh, its strange and loud.

by ohbeejuanjayobee May 24, 2016

artful dodger

someone who thinks dodging people is an art and are very good at it, at least thats what i think it is. Fuck it if I'm wrong

Furtherfromdecember spent his last few days of life being the artfull dodger. As he was being stalked by a notorius tough guy who apparently spends time at the gay strip club looking to pay for sex. When he was found by this "tough guy he was decapitated and while his brain still worked was made to look ath the rest of his body spurting out blood.

by Billy L. From St. Louis April 8, 2005

dode

a man who's got your back no matter what; a guy who is a bro

I was getting mugged when Taylor came out of nowhere and clobbered the mugger in the back of the head with a leafblower- What a dode!

Taylor put in a good word for me with the girl I like: Taylor's my dode.

by damullinstrain April 9, 2010

Dober

To be extremely drunk to the extent that you see alligators in your toilet, but you believe you are sober.

Person 1: OMG THERES AN ALLIGATOR IN MY TOILETTTT!!!!!

Person 2: Dude... Are you drunk?

Person 1: I ISD DOBER I SWEAR!

by Emulioisddober September 17, 2016

cunt dodger

A gay man- someone who avoids cunts.

"How come all those girls are hanging around Paul?"

"Didn't you know, he's a cunt dodger, and they're his fag hags."

by CaptainWhizz June 24, 2009

Salad Dodger

a fat chick or guy, somone who is obviously not on a diet

see that fat guy he is a salad dodger

by Sailor James October 7, 2009

Dode

A penis that is wider than it is long.

Even when fully erect, John's dode still couldn't fit inside his girl's tight pussy.

by Brawndo April 28, 2008