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chia ding

An imperfection in the surface of a rental car that the rental agency says is too small to worry about, which later becomes an imperfection that you are responsible for because the imperfection has magically grown since the car left the lot.
The scam du jour with the (car rental) near me involved being charged for a pre-existing scratch. When I mentioned it when I picked up the car, they said it wasn't large enough to warrant notation. Fair enough.

Miraculously, however, when I returned it, the same exact ding (which didn't grow, it wasn't a Chia ding) now warranted a claim to be filed against me. Every time I challenged the guy on it, he pulled out this inane little plastic device and held it up to the ding. In a rare moment of losing my cool I grabbed his stupid "my first ruler" device and held it up to the dude's head and told him he qualified as a certified ding-dong and then I snapped it in half.
by ConciergeMike August 1, 2008
mugGet the chia dingmug.

Ding-Dong

a way of saying dick witthout getting the baseball bat to your head.
person 1: nice ding-dong bro
person 2: wat dafuq u pervert
person 1: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ September 30, 2020
mugGet the Ding-Dongmug.

ding bird

by Gootell April 6, 2017
mugGet the ding birdmug.

Ding dong

Someone who forgets to hang out w the person they made plans with
Ella is a ding dong because she forgot to hang out with kalen at lunch yesterday
by Rawr6942011 December 9, 2021
mugGet the Ding dongmug.

Ding Heng

a person with abs and a striking personalty. He makes girls infatuated and is extremely lustful.
Ding Heng is such cool. I love him
by Markiplierboi October 3, 2017
mugGet the Ding Hengmug.

ding a ling

my ding a ling
dude your ding a ling was feeling hard after i fucked yo sister last night
by ding a ling your mom May 13, 2016
mugGet the ding a lingmug.

ding dong

its a mexican who cant speak spanish. essentially they are white on the inside and brown on the outside.
by Ughz November 7, 2006
mugGet the ding dongmug.

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