moppin' dew

The ebonic version of the soda "Mountain Dew"

Hey Bitch while your up get me a moppin' dew

by Ryan Lass February 24, 2004

Dew-Cocky

This words has many meanings; Gay, dumb, weird, likes getting fucked by big black guys, drinks cum with every meal, etc

Person 1: Bro what’s the number to 9-1-1?
Person 2: Bro you’re Dew-Cocky.

by Mobuu October 4, 2022

Dew Head

One who follows one of the several Mountain Dew centered fan-pages and online communities and is a staunch supporter or dedicated seeker of Mountain Dew in its many forms.
Dew Heads can be found searching local businesses for long departed flavors of Mountain Dew.
One of the best accomplishments a Dew Head can attain is to find a specific flavor that is very rare.
Dew heads can also be found displaying their knowledge of the best flavors of Mountain Dew, however, unlike other fandoms, they are often open to the opinions and passions of their compatriot Dew Drinkers.

A: "I heard Jimmy's one of them Dew Heads."
B: "Yeah, I heard he even works at a Sheetz down the road."
A: "...do you think he could hook me up with some Baja Blast?"

by Balacke July 29, 2020

luca dewing

luca dewing are normally eggs heads with dead trims, he is commonly spotted playing golf. If you see one beware he might get you to shave his fanta pubes, if they interact with you use simple words like ‘ok’ and approach with caution! his favourite thing is smoking weed so when you are going places with him make sure to bring a lot of joints to share,he often hops around friendgroups and is very eggar for a girlfriend so if he try’s chatting you up makes sure to block immediately, he may get with your best friends and try chatting you up do not think your special if he’s dose he has done it multiple times before, he often runs back to his ex’s when he is done ruining some poor girls life.

me: what’s that coming towards us?
friend: oh it’s annoying orange.
me:what’s that?
friend: just a luca dewing

by anonymous924 June 9, 2022

Dew Crew

Someone who drinks a massive amount of mtn dew. As a matter of fact enough dew to stare off a grizzly bear and make a horse stand tall on 2 legs. This man walks into small down bars with his testicles dragging across the floor. The bartender already has him mixed up a crown apple and dew before he can even cock the hammer on his 6 shooter. This man sweats mtn dew and craves hot blondes.

Hey Wade I would like to congratulate you on becoming a member of the dew crew. I saw you drink that mtn dew that was flowing between that hot LaMotte girls tits.

by Give me a beer in the c shop September 17, 2022

morning dew

female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched

i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew

by megamindlover123 April 6, 2024

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets

The go to food choice of

Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can

Be seen as a bonus and side dish.

Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.

by Blu_leef February 15, 2024