First degree verbal assault

When you flame a nigga so bad yo ass needa be incarcerated.

First degree verbal assault is a verbally heinous crime.

by theytrynaeatcrack September 26, 2021

3rd degree scruff

When you make out with a guy with facial hair and the scruff rubs against your skin. The burn!

He gave me a 3rd degree scruff last night.

by hehehoho24 October 3, 2021

1000 Degree Fidget Spinner

OMG

1000 Degree Fidget Spinner

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021

Useless Degree

Any degree in the liberal arts, hard sciences, or with funny-looking titles. It's not that you can not necessarily find a job with these degrees, but it usually implies having to go to graduate school, supplementing vocationally relevant coursework, or networking like hell. It puts you in a challenging predicament. Also, these majors are the most common 'barista' majors.

John: AHHHH Shit. I should have majored in computer engineering. I can't find a job with my biology degree. What do I do? I'm sorry dad. I shouldn't have gotten this useless degree.

Dad: I told you so son. Now just supplement your degree so you can salvage your useless degree.

by prathabeast April 23, 2022

Jacob Devries

Jacob Devries is the cutest boy with big blue eyes. he would do anything for the people he loves most. he is so goofy and funny and sweet. everyone loves Jacob

Jacob devries is so cool and funny I love him - loryn

by some person who loves everyone May 26, 2022

art degree blues

When you graduate and realise making a hobby your job was a bad idea and you hate your job and / or you can’t find a job in the first place

q: "Who's that girl crying over there?"
a: "Oh, that's mia, she's got art degree blues."

by retski May 27, 2022

20th degree murder

When someone cuts your hair so badly it feels like they killed you. It could be to short of a hair cut, not what you asked, or un-fixable.

They killed me and my hair with 20th degree murder.

by The_Mario_Queen May 27, 2023