Destiny Abbott

Khuldoon’s prize possession. She is everything to him. If your name isn’t Khuldoon, fuck off. You should likely stay beyond 5 feet from her if you have a penis. If you do not, rumor is your penis gets chopped off. She is an absolute goddess accompanied by her god, Khuldoon. In ancient times, they fucked everywhere which is why they made it illegal for people to fuck publicly. Destiny’s booty is owned by Khuldoon. If you even stare, rumor is that Khuldoon’s face will pop up on each cheek. Don’t fuck with her, or else he will help you meet Michael Jackson. Meaning you’ll die.

Winston: My god, look at that ass!
Jordan: Watch your mouth, that’s Destiny Abbott.
Winston: Khuldoon’s woman?!
Jordan: Fucking right creep.
Winston: Spare me!!!!! I’m sorry!!!

by Destiny Abbott December 19, 2017

DestinyExists

My Dad Thats It

DestinyExists: Hi Son
Cam: Hi Dad

by kidcal May 29, 2018

deztyne

deztyne could be the most forgiven person in the world but if you tell on him and you tell the truth he will just say that your lying on him and he will mess up your stuff if you have good thing and he would also make you mad very easily and he will yell at you if you are telling the truth

deztyne why did you lie on me i did not do that

by littlepuppy70 July 2, 2018

deztyne

deztyne could be the most forgiven person u know but he is weird he likes to hit my booty and he likes to hit me lot but if you tel on him he will lie on you and say that you did it and his face will turn red when he does it and but when you do something wrong he will tell the truth and blame it on you so he wont get a trouble when he the one that started it in the first place and he will also studer when he is lying on u

deztyne y did you lie on me i did not do that ur lying cause your face is red and you are studding

by littlepuppy70 July 2, 2018

destination breakup

The opposite of a destination wedding; when two people in a relationship go on a trip as a couple and unexpectedly return home unattached.

Person 1: "Heather's in Florida with Joe, but I saw she changed her relationship status to 'single.'"
Person 2: "Yeah, it turned out to be a destination breakup."

by PHL_Lexicographer October 1, 2018

Destination Fucked

A Sheila on top of a roof drinking beer, who then proceeds to strike herself on the forehead multiple times with her beer can. She then attempts to ride a skateboard of said roof, trying to mimic a Tony Hawks, likely due to her inebriated state. Dows below you will likely find a fat kid, giving her the finger as she lays there, now presumably unconscious. Below the woman, but behind the fat kid, will also be some fire for no apparent reason, and also a pig, whom closely resembles the aforementioned kid.

"There's a Sheila, drinking beer, and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid, pulling the finger. To the right, you'll notice fire, and there's a fat big, okie dokie".

Ozzy Man Reviews, 29/11/2018. Ozzy Man Reviews: Destination FDestination Fucked Compilation (Volume 7)

by Fearless Kitty November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked

When shit just gets way out of hand fucked

A woman drinking beer on a roof, then pretends to be Tony Hawk, and ends up just laying there, while a kid pulls the finger. There’s fire and oh look a fat pig. The new definition of Destination Fucked

by Luckyboybrowne May 29, 2019