Mileven depression

Mileven depression is when you watch stranger things season two and watch he mileven kiss and feel sad. Symptoms include Finn Wolfhard obsession, jealousy of Millie Bobby Brown, headaches, nausea, and death.
After watching season two of ST, I got mileven depression.
by Finn is the best March 18, 2018
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Fake depression

When someone pretends they have depression for attention. They could post things like Bart Simpson crying with a caption saying “pls someone fucking kill me :(“ . A very common way to tell someone is faking it is if they always talk about having “mental breakdowns” or “crying fits” wherever they go. These people are disgusting attention whores so if you come across one just ignore them so they don’t get what they want.
Beth: hey Eloise, how was your night?
Eloise: oh well I was fucking crying my eyes out about the smallest thing. God I’m so sensitive. Why am I still alive.
Beth: fucking attention whore
Eloise: what?
Beth: you have such bad fake depression
Eloise: no I dont *pretending to cry*
Beth: oh fuck off
by honestlystop January 24, 2020
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Depression boner

A type a erection that one acquired from feeling emotion of sadness.
Tanner got a huge depression boner at his moms funeral
by tportnewdepressionboner March 20, 2017
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depression room

A depression room is an excessively messy room that's a result of months or possibly years of neglect due to mental health, usually depression. Common objects you can find in this room are rotten or molding foods, plastic wrappers, used dishes, mountains of clothes, bugs/insects or small animals (yes, it is very common to find little creepy crawlers in depression rooms), general trash and cluttered things.

The reason it's neglected to be cleaned is because the person who has depression or other mental health issues finds no motivation or better reason to clean their room. It's going to get messy all over again, so what's the point?

There is no shame in having having one of these. People with mental issues are going to find themselves in one of these at some point.
You, realizing this definition matches your living space: Oh shit, I have a depression room.
by gummybear1452 September 21, 2022
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Depression beard

When you unintentionally grow out your facial hair because for multiple nights you’re too tired/lazy/depressed to shave
Person 1: Why are you growing out your beard?
Person 2: I’m not, this just a depression beard
by I don't really care December 13, 2018
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Sottile Depression

When you come out of Mr. Sottile's room and are so done with his bs that you just can't fathom what it was like to be happy before.
Person 1: Did you just have Mr. Sottile's class?
Person 2: How'd you know?
Person 1: You look like you have Sottile Depression.
by innocentperson September 27, 2019
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crippling depression

Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.
by ReptilianBrotherhood May 02, 2016
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