Donkey Kong Wrap

When one wraps their genitalia in plastic wrap and firmly rests said genitals onto the face of a friend's firstborn child.

Tim made me listen to that fucking DK rap again, so I'm gonna drop a hella sick donkey kong wrap on little junior's face, nigga!

by Anal Safari August 24, 2009

dankest

Dankest is something thats cool or 420 blaze it

Dankest is something that cool and memes n stuff

Bradley: YOOO LOOK AT THIS DANK POST WE GOT HERE DAMNNNN

CJ: LET ME SEE THE DANK STUFF

Darryl: I WANNA TAP THAT DANK STUFF

Nathan: Why cant we eat the dank stuff *wink*

Dankest can be used for many things

by Dankest101 January 2, 2017

all over it like a donkey on a waffle

To make an act one's top priority, much like scarfing free breakfast would be for a donkey, were it confronted by an unattended waffle. Usage of the phrase implies some amount of immediacy or urgency to the performance of the act.

Boss: Can you get that done by noon?
You: I'm all over it like a donkey on a waffle.
Boss: Hell yeah.

by David Joy June 1, 2007

donkey tail

the male equivalent of a camel toe.

Man, these boxers are too tight. They're starting to give me a donkey tail.

by ariel.is.awesome January 26, 2011

donkey tongue

When a guy sits down and his junk creates a noticeable bulge in his pants; Looks like a donkey that’s passed out with its tongue hanging out of the side of its mouth; A male camel toe.

You should see this photo I have from my buddy’s wedding. Anderino Panderini is sitting down in these tight tux pants and he’s got a major donkey tongue.

by K-Pa March 4, 2005

Donkey Shit

Any film created by Jason Freidberg and Adam Seltzer

Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Date Movie, Meet the Spartans, were all pieces of donkey shit, and Jason Freidberg and Adam Seltzer should be shit on by donkey's for having created them.

by Nick Den October 20, 2008

Sea Donkey (alt. form is Sea Donk)

A really fat girl.

When i was drunk she was beautiful but when i soke up it turned out she was Sea donkey.

by Fo Shizzle March 6, 2004