Dad

A man possibly woman that didn't pull out in time so he left you because you're a complete accident that no even you mother loves. That's why she "dad's" have the audacity to leave you when you're 2. So if you still have one remember that he or she (who knows) absolutely hates you.

Dad left to have sex with a frog

Dad by Hail.za.queen June 6, 2021

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My dad left

Dad by Hot pool boy June 13, 2021

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Dad

A name for someone who goes to buy milk for decades and never comes back.

My dad went to buy milk... 23 years ago

Dad by Imgewdunot June 14, 2021

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Dad

a male parent figure who will be there for you until your little sibling are born.

Life before little sibling “hey dad i’m sorry i broke the vase….”

“it’s okay no need to say sorry for that.”
life after “dad? that little dude broke my pen.”
“THATS YOUR FAULT YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR STUFF.i- i’m sorry honey i got a little bit too emotional.”

Dad by Sensei- July 21, 2021