Dusty Bunny

A hot girl that does old lady type shit, like gardening, knitting, reading in bed and wearing granny panties.

I took this girl home that was hot as hell. Later when we were gettin' into it, I found out she was a dusty bunny. She had on big ole granny panties. And after we had sex, she put on a hair bonnet and started knittin' a scarf.

by Chrissy Black March 1, 2009

Dusty Dorthy

The act of performing sexual intercourse while midair in a class 4 or 5 tornado/hurricane.

I hate all these people complaining about hurricane Katrina. That was the best Dusty Dorthy I have had in my life!

by ballsackforlife April 28, 2009

dusty butt

A term used to describe a person who is short.

5ft 2" Chris - Alright fella

6ft Rick - Hiya Dusty Butt, how's things?

by RickyRocket September 8, 2006

Dusty spur

Going at it missionary style the man tosses flour in the woman's face, pulls out and hits her with a money shot, then yells yehaw as he thrusts his heel into her vagina.

Randy got drunk and gave his old lady the dusty spur behind the bar last night.

by Pattycakes June 12, 2018

dusty jam

when old people stop in the middle of the isle at the suppermarket causing a people jam.

man1:dude what took you so long?
man2:i got stuck in a dusty jam when some old fogie couldn't decide on a soup.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

Dusty Saxophone

To give a blowjob to someone who grew up in the 80s while humming the introductory saxophone solo to Careless Whisper by George Michael

Lisa: After 30 years of marriage I've been struggling to spice things up in the bed with Michael lately. All he wants to do is listen to old pop music and play old video games from the 80s and 90s...
Mary: I bet he would love a dusty saxophone, just make sure you hit that low F...

by deathmore March 20, 2021

Dusty Hobnob

The act of dunking your balls in a burning hot mug of tea, usually accidentally, sitting on a friends sofa, in trackies.

Oh no I gave myself a dusty hobnob! It burns!

by acme15 October 29, 2019