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dork-a-muss

A person who has trouble controling their volume. They offten ejaculate at random times spouting obscenities. These people usually become child molesters.

-S.C.
1 Boy: HEY there. YOUR such a pretty LITTLE girl!
2 Girl: Eww He is so a Dork-a-muss
by Suechan January 27, 2007
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Dork Fight

A fight in which two generally male members of the human species attack each other using one of the following:
1.) a marching band/orchestra instrument case, usually of the larger tuba persuasion.
or
2.) a backpack.
The instruments are used by swinging them at your opponent(s), while the backpack is better used worn backwards as you charge your opponent face first.
"Woah, look at those dorks fighting with their instrument cases!"

"Dude, total dork fight!"
by MiriamD124 September 19, 2009
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Dork Ass

One that scrogs wales in the anus
"hey look ted i'm harpooning willy!!...*doink"
by Midget Wonder February 3, 2003
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dork's ass

The ass of a dork, making being a dork's ass worse than a dork.
My brother got busted getting high. What a dork's ass!
by ATM April 8, 2005
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Dork Sauls

Dork Sauls is an average person, people with this name are ok.
by SbevesGreatUncle April 19, 2021
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dork a saurus

1. A dork that is large in scope.

2. Being a dork as big as a brontosaurus

3. A dinosaur that wears glasses, has a pocket protector, and is a dork.
Liz is such a dork a saurus. If Justin Timberlake could bring sexy back, you can bring dork a saurus back.
by snuggs224 February 17, 2010
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Dork Master

Traci is a dorkmaster because she's mean to eric
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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