ding-dong-ching-ding-dang

The way to call someone a no braining fucking retarded imbecile of a Lack of IQ completely idiotic dumbass nigger.

Jax: Hey Jale, I sent the sex tapes to the GC!

Jale: YOU DING-DONG-CHING-DING-DANG!

by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

Ding-Dong

Phrase that is said when you feel that someone is not up to par. As in "Is anyone home?"

Ding-Dong!? Would you like me to turn off the food disposal before YOU stick your hand in there?

by macFI May 20, 2009

ding dong

Main Entry: fool
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: One deficient in judgment and good sense. An empty-headed person; a fool.

ass, idiot, imbecile, jackass, fool mooncalf, moron, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, simple, simpleton, softhead, tomfool

If you are counting on a man to choose a thoughtful present, you are a ding dong.

by General Failure October 26, 2008

ding dong

1) Adjective to describe two small peniled boys with a complete lack of self-confidence who engage in picking on a sweet girl

Rob and Cody are ding dongs for picking on Megan.

by mosdla January 27, 2009

Ding Dang

A game played like hacky sack but with paddles, badminton rackets, and a ping pong ball.

You get a "Ding" sound out of the paddle, and a "Dang" sound of of the rackets.

Yous guyses wants to go plays some DING DANG?

by Dustin W Danley August 1, 2008

ding ding!

An inconspicuous expression of pleasure or approval. Most effective when used when referring to hot Asian women.

"Look at the ass on her..."
"Ding Ding!"

"Do you think Kaori is hot?"
"Ding-fucking-ding!"

by Mosi June 24, 2003

Ding Dong Dash

Where an unknown person comes sprinting behind you, pulls down your pants, has rapid sex with you for 5 seconds, pulls your pants back up, and jumps through your window and runs away.

this random guy came through my back door and ding dong dashed me before i even noticed.

by The C and E crew October 24, 2009