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diaper

a diaper is some one you would consider a crappy person. (no pun intended)

A diaper often thinks only of themselves, is overly emotional, and lacks normal intelligence.

Diapers are typically along the same genre of douche bags, idiots, morons, creepers and the like.
...but I really like him.

No way, he's a total diaper.
by bearpleaser December 9, 2009
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Diaper

Damn man look at the diaper on the girl!
by Me too September 17, 2007
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diaper head

a childish person who smells. usually of penis. a childish nickname for childish acting adolescents. usually a diaper head has a microsaphallic brother with rotten teeth.
by mike murphy February 3, 2004
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Diaper Face

When a man with a beard is changing a baby's diaper and leans down into the open dirty diaper and gets some excess poop stuck in his facial hair without realizing it.
Yeah he has a total diaper face!
by CletusTHECOOLKID October 3, 2011
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Diaper Money

The monetary compensation used to reimburse any person who defecates on your face.
I got that diaper money. I got that wife pussy
by Dick Forte June 14, 2013
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Diaper Sag

When you got a well rounded sag going on and some of your boxers start getting hitched up and fluff out over your pant line. Soon your shirt unknowingly is caught above this fluff of Fruit of the Loom and before you know it you got yourself a Grade A Premium Diaper Sag.
Dude, i used to think that kid was fucking legit sporting that natural sag all day every day. That was until i saw him DIAPER SAGGING all the way to class today. Doesn't he know a natty sag should be accompanied by boxer briefs? All he's gonna get with that is some nasty slam hogs. DEEEEEGEEEENENNNNNNNN
by E-dogg Doremus April 10, 2008
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Diaperage

The contents of a diaper.

Encountering an undesirable person, place or situation comparable to the contents of a diaper.
In a sentence:

"Look at this fat sack of diaperage!"

"There's too much diaperage in this town."

"I can't take anymore of this diaperage!"
by Ianarchy March 4, 2009
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