Derek Parra is the most hilarious, handsome, and all-around amazing person around. When you meet Derek, you can’t help but love him and want to be his friend. He’s SUPER smart and the most desirable businessman to ever exist. When you have a problem, he has the solution for it. He also knows everything there is to know, even when he doesn’t. Nobody has ever met a better person than him. We love Derek Parra.
“Did you see that girl’s boyfriend?”
“Yeah, that’s Derek Parra. His girlfriend Maitland sure is a lucky girl.”
“Yeah, that’s Derek Parra. His girlfriend Maitland sure is a lucky girl.”
by Licagirly November 23, 2021

The most awesome person you will ever meet, the show Dragon Ball,Z and GT are depicted about his life, and how he gets "Whittingham Rage" through his bloodline. This person is IT, and by IT we mean HE'S IT, the one and only god that is amazing at everything he does, he is Chuck Norris' Father followed by his younger brother God, He smashed over 9000 girls box'. He is the hope of the universe, He is the answer to all living things that cry out for peace, He is protector of the innocent, He is the light in the darkness, He is Truth.... He is the Ally to good! and a Nightmare to you!!
by The Energy Knight April 16, 2011

Established at 10:53 on April 3rd 2025 when it was realized Nobody could fuck as good as Derek and Audrey.
Guy: damn you see that new girl? I heard she fucks like Audrey.
Guy 2: no way. Nobody fucks like Audrey except Audrey. And trust me, that ain’t Audrey. Nobody fucks like Audrey and Derek.
Guy 2: no way. Nobody fucks like Audrey except Audrey. And trust me, that ain’t Audrey. Nobody fucks like Audrey and Derek.
by Taylor-Taylor April 3, 2025

A leprechaun with an idly big ass yet not too big. Is not a threat to your girl but is to your boy. Will do anything for his pot of gold.
by Dbrhdnrbdj November 23, 2021

by Anymous 628363 August 26, 2022

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025
