chron-bird

the nickname of someone who only smokes the chronist of the chron weed.

yo did you invite chron-bird over?

by chronbird February 1, 2010

Chronic Peek-A-Boos

The state of being where you do not feel well but are not yet sick and experience sporadic temporary symptoms that do not lead to any particular clinical diagnosis.

A sudden pinch in your back, itchy/ ringing ear, foul taste in your mouth, eye strain/ watering, stomach ache, headache, sore throat, congestion, sneezing/ coughing fit, etc which unpredictably quickly appear and then disappear are some examples of the Chronic Peek-A-Boos.

I'm hot... I'm cold... my stomach hurts then it doesn't.... I've got the Chronic Peek-A-Boos.

"I don't know what's wrong with me... I feel fine then I get hit with something but before I can do anything about it, I feel fine again." "Yeah, you've got yourself a chronic case of the Peek-A-Boos.

by neoflux December 18, 2010

chronic planning herpes

A degenerate and infectious disease. The moment other people try to plan something with an afflicted person, he will flare up, and become fully incapacitated. This can manifest itself in a number of ways:

lack of response: the infected will not respond to calls, text messages, emails, and may even actively avoid the friend trying to plan something with him in public.

evading commitment: the infected will respond to requests of hanging out with vague answers such as "idk lol" or "hmmmm", effectively ruining the other's ability to plan.

false commitment: the infected will agree on a plan, then anywhere from a few days to mere hours before the agreed upon time he'll be all like "yo so sorry broseph but apparently i are had mad plans today so i cant cum lololol meow" and bail on the plan like an asshole.

no i tried asking him but his chronic planning herpes kicked in. we wont be seeing him anytime soon.

by _ice_pick June 13, 2011

Chronicological

When things are not only put in order of time, but are also perfectly rational.

I've given you a full chronicological list of what I did - what more do you want?

by db27 July 20, 2011

Chronic Stalling Disease

an unfortunate illness affecting people who cannot seem to move in a timely fashion. Somene who has trouble keeping plans or being on time on a regular (ie chronic) basis. Generally unaware of their condition those affected may go on for years making people around them wait endlessly. no cure known..

person 1: "man we've been waiting for AN HOUR ?!?!I thought we told him 8 oclock?"
person 2: " i know but its not a surprise he has chronic stalling disease, we could be waiting forever"

by tctk91811 September 3, 2011

chronic liker

One who likes anything and everything on facebook, essentially going down the newsfeed and 'liking' every fucking thing. At a certain point, if you like everything, do you really like anything?

I know, Daryl's a serious chronic liker. He liked every photo I was ever tagged in yesterday. Plus he liked all of Jamie's statuses from the past year.

by turtal January 29, 2014

Chronic

Chronic (Noun): In Hawaii, chronic can also mean someone who is a meth or crack head. Less commonly, it is used to describe someone who smokes a lot of weed.

“How’s that chronic? Singing “Aloha Kakahiaka” in front of the 7-11...”

by Hairy.Eteh June 14, 2019