Cupcake warrior

A typically scraggly person who can search and destroy cupcakes with an uncanny otherworldly ability., also known as a "chubs"

Dont bring cupcakes to work chubs is a cupcake warrior.

by Cap'n crazy pants May 28, 2018

Greensboro Cupcake

When you take a fat shit on your significant other , then splooge directly on top of the poop creating a yummy glazed no-bake.

"Yo I heard Ty gave Sandy a Greensboro cupcake, and she gobbled it up"

by LimpDickDanny November 5, 2022

Sex Cupcake

Just about the hottest thing you can find on this planet. It mixes the two greatest things - pastry and intercourse. Also, another word for someone who is very good in bed.

"That girl's a total sex cupcake, I hear every guy she's been with has never had a complaint."

by LexiLovin July 28, 2012

Beef Cupcake

Someone who satisfies all of the following characteristics:

1. Somebody muscular, but less so than a beefcake (usually male).

2. A gymrat who hasn't discovered 'roids.

3. Someone who wears a speedo at pool parties.

My goal is not to become a beefcake. That's too much. I just want to be a beef cupcake.

A beef cupcake just ate my chicken.

- "Hey man, you want some 'roids?"

- "Nah, man, I'm just a beef cupcake."

My girlfriend / boyfriend is not into beefcakes. Thank goodness I'm just a beef cupcake.

by beef_cupcake_in_training August 6, 2012

get that cupcake

To communicate with a minor and ask them for sexual favors, but then be exposed for such a heinous crime because, unbeknownst to you, the minor was actually some guy running a sting operation, but then you get away with it because the dude botched the whole sting, yet you cannot find a job or have a sustainable online presence

EDP445: I was just trying to get that cupcake, and get back home.

by killtryray August 29, 2022

cupcake job

When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.

The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.

by The Red Hairon November 2, 2015

Split Cupcake

slang for vagina

I totally got in her split cupcake the other night.

by j8886 December 7, 2011