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the stalking legend. the human embodiment of passive aggressiveness. has been stalking you for months even though you've never said a word to each other. stalking somebody at this very moment.
part of a secret society. obsessed with five year old boys who like sharks. has an overflowing blackmail folder. is obsessed with the difference between who's and whose.
Andrew Keenan Bolger parody. nonexistent ego. extremely self conscious. professional singer and dancer.
has an emotionally fulfilling sticker for every occasion. you can trust her with anything and she will always be there for you. the best honorary little sister you'll ever find.
part of a secret society. obsessed with five year old boys who like sharks. has an overflowing blackmail folder. is obsessed with the difference between who's and whose.
Andrew Keenan Bolger parody. nonexistent ego. extremely self conscious. professional singer and dancer.
has an emotionally fulfilling sticker for every occasion. you can trust her with anything and she will always be there for you. the best honorary little sister you'll ever find.
Person 1:
There goes Crutchie, she's so cool, I want to be friends with her.
*jumps up from behind you*
Crutchie:
Sure, lemme just polish my blackmail folder on you and stalk you for a while first.
There goes Crutchie, she's so cool, I want to be friends with her.
*jumps up from behind you*
Crutchie:
Sure, lemme just polish my blackmail folder on you and stalk you for a while first.
by gayoldersibling May 22, 2022
Get the Crutchie mug.A wet dream where you wake up so late by the the time you wake up your underwear is crunchy as opposed to wet.
Tim - "Yo I had a great dream about my girl but I woke up at like 3pm with crispy underwear, what happened?"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"
by PhatPig January 30, 2023
Get the crunchy dream mug.by ShidaBoo & Reeka February 11, 2009
Get the nudy crunch mug.Ususally used in an office environment, this term describes when there are not many teabags left so it is prudent to use 1 teabag for an entire round of teas to make the remaining bags last as long as possible. So named due to the reluctance to shell out for a new pack of tea due to the global credit crunch.
Paul: Justin are you making the teas then?
Justin: Sure... Only 3 bags left so is everyone up for a credit crunch tea?
Paul: Yeah go on then.
Justin: Sure... Only 3 bags left so is everyone up for a credit crunch tea?
Paul: Yeah go on then.
by ferrycorsten April 10, 2009
Get the credit crunch tea mug.Having a cheap lunch in order to save money. Food such as cheese spread sandwiches, simply value foods and unbranded cola.
Jeremy: What do you have for lunch Steve?
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo
by Mysterio44 April 3, 2009
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