Crowning

Verb. The act of intentionally restricting the air flow during a fart for acoustic and artistic purposes. Typically this is done to make a fart longer but can also be done to try to create a specific tone. Practice is essential to be able to perfect crowning, it can take years to build the needed muscle control. Flawless execution of a crowned fart is called a, “Crowning Achievement” and it is very rare. A “Crowning Achievement” typically needs to be at least seven seconds long and have the tone held in a consistently manner throughout the whole fart. Laughing while crowning is a sure way to lose out on a “Crowning Achievement.”

Jake was able to crown that fart so well it went on for 10 seconds. He held the same tone throughout the whole fart so that must be a “Crowning Achievement!”

by FartLikeYouMeanIt June 7, 2023

Crown Council

A deviant society of adolescent pick pockets. Pardon me Hot dogging and Nut Noodling Aka Breach of trust or Wikileak

They were trying to Crown Council my Nuts 3rd and 5th

by Spoonman1969 November 3, 2024

Rusty Crown

(n) - the crusty residue remaining after having failed to completely cleanse after a passionate bukkake session

The princess wanted to pass on a Rusty Crown.

by Duchess of Protocol May 16, 2013

crowning the bowl

Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.

Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.

Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.

by cookie_hoop April 30, 2014

Blackened Crown

The best piece of music ever written, an absolute masterpiece, the most beautiful song song you will ever hear.

Person 1: "I love the song Blackened Crown by SIGNV/S! It's so good!"
Person 2: "Me too, it should be the new national anthem!"

by I <3 Blackened Crown November 21, 2021

Double Triple Crown

Starting 6 players from the same team in your fantasy line up

Wow, did you see that Hannah is going for the double triple crown this week? Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket.

by HCR77 November 28, 2018

Crowning

When you start to develop crown baldness the most common form of male balding

I never knew Rick was crowning till Jill pointed it out

by Reverboi August 3, 2021