noun:
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.
Also known as smegma.
Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.
Also known as smegma.
Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
She had so much crotch pudding I put on a bib and got a spoon!
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
by Krotch kriket August 27, 2014
Get the Crotch puddingmug. by Oh Shit February 8, 2008
Get the Crotch Knucklesmug. Nick was kept refusing to pay his portion of the dinner bill. He was being a real fucking button crotch about it.
by SMSF May 19, 2020
Get the Button Crotchmug. A term used to describe the external genitalia of a female who is extremely promiscuous. In other words, her crotch is strectched and droopy like a turkey's neck. Also used as a reference to Tory, aka Whory.
"Damn, that Tory took 3 guys at once?? Hell, dude... She must be suffering from a nasty case of turkey crotch."
by the shazamurai January 26, 2005
Get the turkey crotchmug. A heated, sticky, humid, jungle like environment which often induces swamp ass and usually conveys a smell of dirty, wet, taint juice.
This dorm bathroom is a complete crotch furnace.
That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.
That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.
by mattyw August 28, 2004
Get the crotch furnacemug. If you wanna get down on these hairy balls why don't you jump right in its a crotch party right up in here why don't you lick on this big Joint
by Icymieject August 4, 2019
Get the Crotch partymug. "Hey did you hear about Cassi shitting on Brian's dick?"
"Ya man that's a crotch brownie. What a bitch!"
"Ya man that's a crotch brownie. What a bitch!"
by Heyrayeaye December 31, 2014
Get the crotch browniemug.