Your cousin

When someone asks you who their date and or lover is.

Joe: Guess who I'm going to prom with?
You: Your cousin?

by xX-_<>UWU<>_-Xx October 15, 2019

Eskimo Cousin

When two or more girls (or guys) find out the same girl (or guy) had sex with their significant others.

Lindsey's boyfriend slept with Summer, and my boyfriend slept with Summer too! Lindsey and I are now Eskimo cousins.

by JP Lee September 10, 2012

cousint

Your aunt and uncle's child; your mom is their aunt and your dad is their uncle.

My cousint and I called my grandma to wish her a happy birthday.

My cousint Nicole is lactose intolerant.

by Tiffani_MD June 3, 2008

couseimwesome

The improper yet cooler way of saying "Because I'm Awesome."

Dude why dont you share some of that chick-fil-a sandwich.

I don't have to couseimwesome and you're not.

by I r KewL August 31, 2009

cousin kisser

Someone from the southern United States

Fuck all cousin kissers

by The molesta August 27, 2016

cousin miguel

A cousin that you will never forget in your life. You will risk everything for him and you will always love him. He is the one that truly cares about you and will accept you for who you are. He will always be there for you in the toughest times.

My cousin Miguel is always there for me.

by natedogelite1 May 8, 2017

cousin fucker

someone who fucks their cousin

kayla:hey liam do u wanna fuck even tho were cousins?
liam:no thanks kayla, you cousin fucker

by urmomishashtaggay April 23, 2020