Connectionship

The way in which two or more people are connected, the state of being connected.

In contrast to friendship it excludes emotional relations.

In contrast to relationship it excludes committing relations.

Person A: What do I need for my own business?
Person B: You'll need talent, a tax number and connectionship.

by WLAN__ November 17, 2015

Tesco connection

when your playing a game on online and someone has a really crap connection and lags up the game.

Guy 1: hey join my game on cod

Guy 2: Okay
(game starts lagging)
guy 1: ugh you got tesco connection

by ZzeerFax August 13, 2010

Stupendous confectionary

A simply ravishing lady with a delectable arse

Oh my did you see that lady Tony bought back from Gambia

Why yes, stupendous confectionary if you ask me darling

by Cazmataz September 27, 2019

conniption

The one word that Garth's mom didn't teach him how to read from SNL.

Garth and Kat: *singing* "And you taught me how to reeeeeaad. But you forgot one word. One word. Two words. One word. Conniption. Conniption. Whyyy didn't you teach me conniption? Connipiton"

by kimniption October 16, 2019

Connection Errection

When your signal is full for more than 10 seconds.

when i was at the ATT head quarters i got an connection errection

by triple22a November 22, 2010

tight connection

a man who openly prefers sex with other men.

Airline Attendent: Could thossse of you not having tight connectionssss pleasssse remain sseated ssso thossse with tight connectionsss or VERY tight connectionssss more ssspeedily exsit the aircraft in order to reach thossse tight connectionsss

by twiddles August 8, 2003

Human Condition

\ hu*man con*di*tion \ ( hyoo-muhn kuhn-dish-uhn )
- noun
A term used to describe themes from pieces of art when nothing else is apparent.

Wow, that CRASH sure was a GREAT movie! Too bad no one understands what it's REALLY about. Guys, CRASH is about the HUMAN CONDITION.

by Avian Chaos June 20, 2008