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college coffee

When you replace the water with Red-bull when brewing a coffee. Then drop in a bottle of 5 hour energy and a shot of vodka, and a sprinkle of cocaine.
Tommy woke up and made a college coffee to get to his 8am class.
by † Noobles † June 19, 2014
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coffee bagger

Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")

Commonly associated with male moon-bat types.
Coffee bagger Seth could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee, and Seth got burnt!
by towhee February 28, 2010
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would you like to go out for coffee?

Usually a pre-requisite to dating. More of the act of going out to a cafe or coffee shop to socialize, rather than specifically going for coffee. Often other beverages are ordered.
Would you like to go out for coffee?

Sure I'd love to!

OMG I'm going out for coffee tonight with this cute guy in my class!
by LosTFaN 4 8 15 May 23, 2009
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coffeeboy

A person that will never ever be good enough for a real job, so they are stuck making coffee for people with real jobs.
That coffeeboy will be living with his parents forever.

That coffeeboy doesn't have a valid driver's license.
by the bruja January 7, 2010
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coffee shop girl

1. in Asian communities like Little Saigon in Orange County, CA, coffee shop girls are girls that serve highly caffeinated coffee in bikinis or lingerie, and work for tips... or could negotiated into having sex for cash
Lets go to Cafe Lu in Lil' Saigon and check out the hot coffee shop girls! And get some coffee I guess.
by Mehmer September 5, 2012
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have coffee

To get together with someone and sit somewhere and drink something. Can be coffee in a cafe or can be beer in a pub or just sitting in the park drinking a beverage. Depends on what the people getting together feel like. Generally means getting together to do nothing but have a conversation.
"Hey Tom! Havent seen you in a while. We should have coffee sometime."
by Cassanova January 11, 2007
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Coffee Stain

When your titty fucking a girl, you look back and notice that you have left a racing stripe on her chest and nonchalantly wipe it away with the palm of your hand and continue.
Keep an eye on William, he is known to leave a nasty Coffee Stain.
by Kaka Butt December 11, 2007
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