Contractogasm

When a pregnent woman has an orgasm at the same as a contraction

I had a contractogasm while having sex the other day.

by Nawlijispower February 26, 2010

Colorado Crotch Rocket

The act of masturbating on the peak of a 14,000 ft mountain.

Dude, I climbed Pikes Peak and gave myself a Colorado Crotch Rocket!

by Selorex December 18, 2012

colorado handjob

The intentional act of giving a handjob while smoking weed.

Last night was crazy, Lisa gave me a Colorado handjob and now my penis hurts.

by Hendookie December 23, 2018

eggs colorado

Burnt eggs.

You had the heat too high! You now have eggs Colorado.

by kittymccockfolds July 2, 2018

mega contraction

A large contraction. Usually used for words made up of more than three words, such as y'all're.

Man, I can't believe y'all're using mega contractions.

by m/e/m/e/d February 22, 2020

colorado academy

Ridiculously stuck up school, where everyone is white and rich and hates anybody thats not. If you dont wear Abercrombie or American Eagle than you're a freak. The kids who think they're "badass" couldn't survive one day at a public school.

"I know what we can do Logan! We could go shopping at the cherry creek mall - go to Starbucks - and spend the afternoon on my fathers yaht!" - A CA student.

by hippie December 21, 2004

Private security contractor

See mercenary.

Private security contractor, ex-military, high level commandos, trained with U.S. taxpayer dollars, who have opted to work for a contracting firm at much larger salaries than regular military and be free of the restraints and regimentation of an actual military organization, while performing work traditionally done by actual military units such as the Navy Seals, etc.

by RustyCannon January 1, 2010