jolt cola

a caffeine-enhanced cola beverage that perks up those who are too limp-wristed for a stout pitcher of black coffee

Little Billy drinks "Jolt Cola" for a caffeine boost since he can't handle the "bitter" taste of coffee.

by Dolphin_X April 15, 2003

Diet Shasta Cola

n. 1) a poor imitation of other cola beverages; 2) an alternative to drinking your own urine

Rather than drink my own urine, I broke down and drank the Diet Shasta Cola. At least I didn't die.

by Daniel Richards February 21, 2004

E-cola

Either a computer virus that spreads via undercoded chicken data or a refreshing Internet cola beverage

My computer's got a bad case of E-cola
or
Would you mind sending me some of your E-cola ? Just send some via Email.

by Frosty August 16, 2003

Colmar

A little French town in the region of Alsace, Colmar is well-known for its lovely paved streets, its bright colourful houses, its incredible amount of German tourists in shorts and sandals (WITH socks !), and its population of old, filthy-rich people.

In Colmar, the elderly rule. Every bar closes after 11.00 p.m, and even the traditional music festival has now been banned banned after midnight, the mayor having complained about "vandals playing filthy pop music under my windows at such an ungodly hour".

You'll probably have a nice time visiting Colmar, but don't plan on staying there for too long. They are everywhere, lurking under the shadow of their rollators, waiting for you to enter a dark alleyway to steal your youth and sense of fun forever.

You are warned.

"You should visit me in Colmar, we can have a nice time while the sun is up."

by tindomerel February 7, 2010

colaffee

(kol`AH`fee)
A combination of cola and coffee. The only reason to drink this is you think you need the caffeine because it tastes like crap.

Coke Black is a stupid name for that drink. Coke and coffee are both already black. It should be called Colaffee.

by Crazychiq September 1, 2008

Coochie Colada

When you get a rubber band and wrap it around a camel toe tight, put a straw in the middle and rub clit while you slurp.

pussy drink camel toe rubber coochie Coochie Colada

by Mr. Black Jack December 13, 2010

Crack-a-Cola

Coca-Cola, but sort of clever and street.

Dave: Hey dawg, can yo grab me some Crack-a-Cola from dat vending machie right theyuh?

Jeff: Dude, you're white.

by Duckhead666 August 7, 2010