certified stfu moment

when you prove someone they are so wrong they aren't replying back.

(inspired by the certified hood classic meme)

Person A: You saw the photo of the doe sacrificing herself to save her offspring from tigers?
Person B: Yes, what about it? and it is not a doe it is an antelope, and the two other animals are cheetahs.
Person A: Ah yes you must be so smart, and what's the difference?

Person B: They don't live in the same environment, moreover the doe has a chance to outrun a tiger, a cheetah goes twice its speed.

Person A: (does not reply)

-> This is a certified stfu moment

by Take my JEJ March 22, 2023

certified bag chaser

Someone’s who’s always chasing that bag relentlessly

Jesse: AYO I think I’m a certified bag chaser?
Jeremy: nah ur cappin
Jesse: nah fr bro, I do decks, concrete and Christmas lights
Jeremy: aight u are not only a fucking certified bag chaser, you’re the JACK of all trades holy shit
Jesse: told you bro, gotta get GTA 6 for my menacing son

by Anonymous1946373 July 26, 2023

dirt cert

Meaning most definately.

Sam was Dirt Cert that she'd win the audition

by Joey May 13, 2005

Boilers Certificate

The achievement given for having sex with a woman thats double your age.

Simon: "Hey Calum, how old was that woman last night?"

Calum: "54"

Simon: "Finally got your boilers certificate, hey?"

Calum: "HIGH 5!"

by ineedanameffs February 21, 2011

Sexy cort

A man with the biggest dick you will ever see and it’s super long and errect all the time

He has a big dick must be a sexy cort

by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020

Annuit coeptis novus odro seclorom

Annuit coeptis novus odro seclorom
latin to english
the new world order signals enterprise

And latin backwards.

My roll cause ward row sov(swedish) one sit pay walk hand wu nah(vietnamies)
My roll cause ward row "sleeping" one sit pay walk hand wu "well"

Annuit coeptis novus odro seclorom, is that shit about the all seeing eye of china dumb fuck, you know Business backwards is Sun Wu's distranslated name The Sun Zoo

by MineOwedWu's January 13, 2021

Christian Cort

not sus NOT my friend has a 22 inch blade and a katana my friend is swagstermcdreamwastaken_7___4notfoundinit_9787 and his dad is lebron james and daddy birchwood

poo is yum - Christian Cort

by aj davis_7initnotfound June 11, 2021