by loito69 July 12, 2009
Get the All australian shrimp COCKtailmug. A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?
Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009
Get the Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Poolmug. A large highball glass with one
Large ice cube and at least four fingers of your favorite liquor, usually consumed in multiples of 2.-
Large ice cube and at least four fingers of your favorite liquor, usually consumed in multiples of 2.-
Mother in Law Cocktail: “Got to grab a handle of vodka so I can have a couple
Mother in-laws when I get home so I can have dinner with
My mother in law who lives in my
Basement”
Mother in-laws when I get home so I can have dinner with
My mother in law who lives in my
Basement”
by schnock123 October 3, 2018
Get the Mother in Law Cocktailmug. by Trump is a Fagget June 15, 2018
Get the American Cocktailmug. The act of a woman placing her cupped hand over her cum filled pussy then sitting on her male suitor’s face to perform oral stimulation with cum dripping down.
Guy 1: “I loaded my girlfriend’s snatch with cum last night.”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”
by Capt. Ivan Drago February 2, 2024
Get the Honeymoon Cocktailmug. It is when you go to a bar and order one cocktail and leave after finishing it to move to next bar and repeat the same till you puke off the window off your cab.
We were on a another cocktail marathon last night and we run 12 bars before passing out next to a dumpster...
by Yomamacooksitbetter August 30, 2022
Get the Cocktail marathonmug. If you are biseuxual a cocktail man will proceed to traumatise you and turn you straight. He is also genetically blessed and mostly known as batman and one of the Romanian endgame bosses in Romania Simulator. He may be stealing shit but he also steals hearts and your virginity.
by I Eat Afghans August 9, 2023
Get the Cocktailmug.