by loito69 July 13, 2009
A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?
Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 08, 2009
when you go for kidney stone surgery and the surgeon breaks off the micro camera by accident in your penis you say f*** it check out of the hospital and go to Wawa's and get a b****** while pissing in The Prostitute sticks a stalk of celery up your ass
Oceola cocktail , I was horny after a botched surgery and checked myself out of the hospital and got a b****** at Wawa's while I was pissing blood
by bean town joker June 28, 2018
by Mars Johnson January 17, 2024
The Chubby-bunny challenge but you replace the marshmallows with bollocks that have been marinaded in a Bloody Mary.
Becky: I dare you to do the Couscous Cocktail challenge!
Josh: Bro no
Becky: okay I'll do it, gimme your bollocks nasty man.
Josh: Bro no
Becky: okay I'll do it, gimme your bollocks nasty man.
by deatrociouswh0re October 16, 2023
When you drink a packet of mayonnaise and it reaches to your rectum just as you’re getting an anal creampie.
by MayoBartender November 25, 2021
When someone you are talking to at an event us constantly looking over your shoulders to see if there is someone more important or worthwhile to move on to (British)
Andrew has the worst cocktail eyes of any author in London - always looking for his next schmoozing target
by EMFan June 05, 2024