by loito69 July 12, 2009

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?
Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

An act in which multiple males with small penises (below 4 inches) enact intercourse with a menstruating female. (Not unique to the human species.)
Guy 1: "Hey boys, y'all want to gang up on that hottie?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"
Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"
Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."
by c0mradekast February 4, 2019

My friend needed to pee on a road trip, and the driver refused to pull over, so he grabbed an empty Gatorade bottle, went to the back of the car and made a peelotov cocktail.
by PompousBastard July 9, 2017

When someone puts their head down in a toilet full of poop, and someone is flushing it at the same time.
by _mr boy_ April 5, 2020

Originally a prison term in Delaware County, PA, a federally illegal private prison, one of the worst County jails in the US, Prisoners sneak and cheek meds, and basically to a pot luck snorting powder. Frequently contains, Wellbutrin, Seroquil, Effexor, Benydryl, Ambien, Zoloft, Lithium and basically anything inmates can get. It’s ground into powder and snorted like Cocaine or Heroine. Usually referred to as The Cocktail in delco.
by Atgriff April 16, 2019

Noun. the combination of urine a feces mixed in a cup or whatever container is available. The cocktail is thrown onto guards and prison administrators after upset prisoners have decided to do so. Cocktails are understood to bring the goon squad to the cells.
I'm in the shoe, everyday it gets worse and worse, and all of a sudden word goes out to make a cocktail.
by Majestic Cloud April 18, 2020
