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All australian shrimp COCKtail

An all australian orgy with at least 7 inch cocks
me and jess are going over to shanes for an all Australian shrimp COCKtail, its gonna be orgasmic!
by loito69 July 12, 2009
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A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009
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Vampire cocktail

A woman's soaked, clotted and bloody tampon that's perfect to quench the thirst for blood. Exclusively sold on Ebays dark market.
Dude I bought myself a vampire cocktail. Just need something to suck on...
by Valkyrie87 July 13, 2021
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HBC (cocktail)

A cocktail equal parts Early Tymes Whiskey and Diet Pepsi, served either lookwarm, or with ice, most often at minifridge temperature, in a red plastic cup. Most often consumed in New Enlgand, but reports of their presence in Lebanon cannot be ignored.
Exscuse me, do you mind adding a little more whiskey to my diet pepsi? I would like to have an HBC (cocktail)
by Wordest101010 October 23, 2010
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Cocktail

An extra appendage on male genitalia. Usually grows at the same rate as the genitalia. Can be cut off to make cocktail onions
A birth defect gave me about five cocktails
by Jonathan Schillings June 6, 2018
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Cocktailitis

a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails
person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis
by yung_traplord May 17, 2022
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Patrick Wizel Cocktail

A margarita glass that is filled with semen from 10 or more man.
Patrick: My favorite drink is the Patrick Wizel Cocktail. I love all the different flavors in it.
by Twisty Treat August 12, 2020
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