Cleverability

A person's ability to make themselves cleverer.

Randy knew nothing when he started working here. Now he's even overtaken Ken Williams and is next in line for a promotion. He's got naturally high cleverability levels

by Benncm February 21, 2011

Eldridge Cleaver

A right winged extremist who is pessimistic in every way and wants this country to be overtaken by an old senile man on the verge of death and Bush with a vagina (Failin' Palin).

I can't believe how much of an Eldridge Cleaver you are! You actually are against a man who is not at all corrupt and doesn't follow selfish republican ideals. You support a man involved in the Keating Five scandal and his running mate a woman who believes dinosaurs were alive 6000 years ago. I'm from fucking Alaska and I even hate her. You fucking noob. You fucking Eldridge Cleaver. Fuck you.

by seizurebeagle March 7, 2009

beaver cleaver

when a girl is on her rag and whips out her tampon to smack someone across the face with it to leave a bloody mark.

After Jane got mad at Fred she whipped out her tampon and gave him a beaver cleaver.

by Muffin Punkinpants July 8, 2010

clever trousers

A person who cannot let anything go by. They always have to answer back in a condesending way. These are usually people who are higher in the academic world than their peers and they use their knowledge in a mean way.

"He had to say that just to be a clever trousers. Who cares if pigs don't really sweat that much?"

by mickey November 23, 2004

Ward Cleaver

(v). To drunkenly uriante in your place of living anywhere besides the bathroom.

I totally Ward Cleaverd all over the kitchen counters.

by dontrelle September 22, 2006

Meat Cleaver Fuck

Find a some bitch with two working (or non working) legs. PLEASE NO AMPUTI BITCHES. Go to your nearest cattle rendering plant, and ask the head butcher what for his biggest Meat Cleaver (you'll need this for the two legged bitch you've found). Take the meat cleaver and cut off one of the bitches legs (don't worry about her running to the police... usually this won't happen, because you'll be able to stop that hopping bitch right in her track). Then lay her down and insert your penis in her gaping wound. The penis does not need to be erect... the heat from her injured wound will active your cock. Stick your hard cock in her wound and out her pussy hole. This makes her horny... you will hear lots of moaning and screaming. Continue inserting your penis in and out of her until you are finished. When you are done... chances are she will be too. She will be very tired let her contine to sleep it off.

Come hear BITCH let me meat cleaver fuck you.

by Dr. Chris R. March 26, 2005

Clover

To drink without people knowing, made for code.

Hey, you wanna get drunk tonight?

Shut up man my dads upstairs call it clover for code!

by andeh/hareece May 11, 2010