link chimps

Stupid ass shit Nicki Minaj says when she needs to rhyme.

"Pussy game still cold, we don't get minks for that
When I'm poppin' them bananas, we don't link chimps for that"

by Kyno1 March 27, 2017

chumpasaurus

The white person version for the n word. Historically, it was used by non-whites as a derogatory term, bringing back the various hardships that whites have experienced. Recently it has been reappropriated to be used affectionately among caucasians but still considered very offensive outside the white community.

When Dona Maria heard that Eagle Rock was being gentrified, she murmured "I can't handle all these chumpasauruses taking over!"

by lizakmart September 14, 2014

chumpy

adj. lame or stupid.

"Those tickets cost $50."
- relpy "That's so chumpy!"

by kyuketsuki May 10, 2003

chump change

Loose change (currency) that a passenger in your car receives from a drive-in restaurant. They are obligated to leave the change in your vehicle.

Put the "chump change" in the center console. Its the least you can do - I'm driving beaatch!

by Shiznig September 13, 2005

Chumpster

A drunk chatter who brags about all the things "he owns" but actually lives out of a dumpster.

"The Drunk Chumpster bragged in the chatroom about 'his irrigation system', "his neighbors' and 'his house" but it actually belongs to someone else."

by monito December 5, 2009

Backoffice Chimps

Members of an IT Team, whose work is comparable to Pan troglodytes (The Common Chimpanzee) with whom they are closely related.
They survive mainly on Banana's, Coffee, noodle soup and moree recently have discovered a diet of berry berry.

They are to be watched closely as they tend to stray easily.
Treat with caution.

Man1 - "OH No! BREXHC5 our email server is down!"
Woman1 - "Great the Backoffice Chimps have gone AWOL again, and scheduled a restart in the middle of the day! bloody useless lot!

by Chimp Number 1 January 11, 2009

Vertical Chimps

VERTICAL CHIMPS & BABOON~ETTS ; a vertical chimp can have a multitude of meanings… however according to Michael Fazio some VERTICAL CHIMPS are more VERTICAL than others & this species is what we are concerned with in today's world. It should also be noted that there is a subspecies of vertical chimps known as BABOON~ETTS which can only be defined as the female gender of the species although not much research has been done on the working of the female VERTICAL CHIMPS mental acuity for lack of research material.

Vertical Chimps ~ robustly defined accordingly a.k.a. Atypical Left-Wing Liberal Atheist Anti-God Fearing Dogs that bite the hand that feed them.

1 Descendents of Apelike Creatures varying in color or walk & walk in an erect fashion & have no understanding of a supreme being or deity & typically totally lacking in moral turpitude a.k.a. Newspaper Reporters, Lawyers, And Of Course Politicians ~ OBAMAS ~ !

2 Of coarse there are vertical chimps that are more VERTICAL than others and these are defined by many characteristics including Social, Economic, and Of Course Political Power Bases which in short would mean that the 44th PUSS STAIN is at the top of the { VERTICAL CHIMP CHAIN at least for the time being, and represents the American version of VERTICAL CHIMPS BABOON~ETTS until the baton is passed on to the 45th PUSS STAIN POTUS at which time America as we know it will have long ceased to exist ~!

by hoodwinkedbyanangel December 5, 2010