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What the Christ

It means What the F*ck or What the Hell in a softer language. You can say this with What the jesus
"I broke my arm"
"What the Christ!"
by NonGMORice April 20, 2018
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Jesus H Christ

Jesus Christ’s middle name. Some say it’s “Harold” or “Holy” but it is yet to be confirmed. Also used as a phrase to express unsettlement.
1) Let’s pray to our lord and saviour baby Jesus H Christ!

2) *guy stubs toe* JESUS H CHRIST!
by SoberMan October 21, 2020
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crown of christ

Crown of Christ is a growing discord nation that is Christian and based that is against the modern agenda.As of now they are only 46 members strong but with a little more advertising they might rise to be the next best discord nation with there love for god
Guy1: crown of Christ would beat alexcía in a war.
Guy2:let’s hope!
by Friendfrom1899 May 11, 2021
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Beans rice jesus christ and byron

WHO!? bYrOn. WHO!? BYRON!
Who are you thankful for this thansgiving? BEANS RICE JESUS CHRIST AND BYRON
by Spirit_eyes56 December 30, 2021
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jesus effing christ

Jesus Effing Christ-
Unlike the expletive, "JesusFuckingChrist", "JesusEffingChrist" is a PG-13 or a PG-rated version. Rules follow below

{Article 1, REV 4} Any teen through adult is permitted to utter this phrase safety without guidance from an adult or fear of being damned to hell for eternity.

{Article 2.} Any pre-teen absolutely needs to gain permission and guidance from a parent or guardian. (Eternal Hellfire is not reserved exclusively for adults. God will burn babies forever if rules are not followed) See Samaria vs. God. Bible verse HOSEA 13:16 KJV.
by GodSaidThis February 26, 2023
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Cheez-it Christ

Cheez-it christ, that was horrifying!”
by ArtisticIdiot April 27, 2023
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jesus christ

A raving madman whose martyrdom brought forth Christianity, a deranged death cult, which, horrifically, is still observed in Western civilization to this day.
Pray to Jesus Christ for salvation or you will die and descend to the bowels of hell where you will be engulfed in eternal hellfire and tortured by demons!
by BennyC June 14, 2007
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