Chip and Dick

When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.
Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.
by SomeFuckingLoser April 11, 2018
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Chip-Czar

King of the chips. Parole officer of the Pringles. Captain of the crisps.

A Chip-Czar is a person, generally one who is quite high/stoned, who has taken control of a majority of the bags of chips in the house. Sitting with multiple bags in their arms, they will alternate taking handfuls of chips from each and stuffing their face.
"These chips are mine"
(These chip-czar mine)
by Confuseus January 25, 2014
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Chip Bean

The harmonious blend of bean and chip, which creates a sensation of the tongue, close to that of intercourse. Also described as "perfect", or "immaculate" it creates a combination of flavours undescribable by any other means than trying it
*Dinner lady*:"what would you like love?"
*Polish unit*:"Chip bean"
by Golem O'Hara January 18, 2019
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Chipping Up

To win the championship in a competitive event. (ChampionCHIP)
I can't wait wait for this years fantasy football league so I can resume Chipping Up! Pretty soon you going to have to call me Sir-Chips-Alot!
by Andrew420 March 15, 2011
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Rolling in the Chips

(RITC) when someone is extremely drunk and unable to function normally in public.
by Drunkperson May 21, 2013
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shit chip

One acting in the way of a person named Larry by demeaning one nicknamed D.
by Benchracerx September 05, 2018
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Gravy and Chips

Diahorea on a dick
Stuart: My wife gave me gravy and chips. Fuckin loved it
by Ch33secake April 23, 2018
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