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weiner chips

Those little burned off peices of hot dogs that are attached to it or have stuck onto the plate after you microwave it.
Rudy: Hey there, BUD.
Bud: Hey Rudy. I just made a hot dog.
Rudy: Any weiner chips on the plate?
Bud: Yeah.
Rudy: Just gimme da chips
by Giovanni Mann October 13, 2008
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Chip neck

When you go t't chippy and get xl chips and gravy and cram too many in ur gob and don't chew them the webmd pro chewer designated amount of chews and just decide to swallow them like a pelican and they get stuck in your neck and slip down dead slow but you can still breathe... Chip neck
"oi Tom recon you could get me a swig of ur fosters I've got a proper chip neck right now"
by Blucherie January 15, 2021
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Pita chip

A "woke" cracker. A white person flavored by performative anti-racism.
This white dude added '#BLM' to his Tinder profile like it means something about him. What a pita chip.
by stomps May 26, 2021
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Chip and Dick

When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.
Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.
by SomeFuckingLoser May 25, 2018
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Queen of the Chips

The queen of all chips, especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety.

The Queen of Chips prefers chips over any other type of food and has been known to eat an entire bag in less than 60 seconds. Her chip-munching speed is admirable, and the grace with which she mucks them is a sight to behold.

She would give up all of her worldly possessions if forced to choose between them and a life with no more chips (especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety).

Her Chip-Vision can X-ray bags of chips on the store shelf and spot inconsistencies between them including but not limited to the 7 deadly chip-making sins: underfilling of the bag, staleness, too much crunch, too little crunch, broken chips (gasp!), too few wish chips (double gasp!), and uneven distribution of chip seasoning.
"I am the Queen of the Chips. Do not question my crunchy, fried-to-perfection authority!" - The Queen of Chips herself, Sam Stuart.
by ChipsAnonymous August 3, 2013
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Crispy chip

The act of letting semen settle and hardened on surface and peeling off later for human consumption
“We have gone through all the Lays chips, don’t worry I have a couple of crispy chips forming as we speak. “
by Cheezncats April 10, 2022
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brocky chip

A GMH/GMC lover's explanation of a cars performance due to their total lack of technical knowledge.
Ford guy: i got this new ford falcon that has had some after market upgrades. I had a cold air intake fitted and the specialist made some programming changes to get the fuel/air mixture at optimal percentages.

GMH/GMC Guy: I bought a holden Commodore. I sprayed it mat black, dropped it on its guts, fitted a tacho to the wrong side of the windscreen and fitted a "brocky chip" to the computer.
by SpikkaSpakk November 29, 2015
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